McNessie of the Loch
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Dear Scotland,
Steel yourselves lads n' lassies. Know yee by these presents that one Sicilian American hath risked life and limb to finally solve the fabled Highland mystery of Loch Ness... I bring thee a proclamation directly from the field of battle... It is with great temerity - tempered only by solemn respect... that I put this matter to rest. The monster is true, indeed, yet fully in submission now. We can all breathe a sigh of relief to know the shrew of Scotland be tamed for all time. Thanks be to the stalwart courage of the bonny Highland clan - McSween... Breathe easy Scotland... breathe easy...
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