May B. and Mi

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My name is ¤°△■°.
Or, in human terms, Mi.
I didn't mean to crash land on Earth. 
And I CERTAINLY didn't mean to stay.

                 _ _ _

My name is May Bruni. 
Or, as my friends call me, May B.
I never dreamed of meeting an alien. 
And I NEVER thought I would fall in love with one. 

                  _ _ _

"A solid attempt at comedy." 
           -Teddie's counsin Marie

"Kind of stupid and also kind of cute."
           -Teddie's friend Cate

"OH MY GOD YOU ACTUALLY STARTED WRITING THIS HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN JOKING ABOUT IT!?"
            -Teddie's sister Viviane 

                   _ _ _

Part humor, part sci-fy, part cheesy romance, and a mixture of a bunch of jokes from old alien sitcoms and movies, May B. and Mi is the book you wish you never picked up, but now hopefully don't want to put down. You have been warned, earthlings.All Rights Reserved

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