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COMEBACKS

draco_malfoy_21

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Parts 72
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Reads 3,072
Votes 1,014
Parts 72
Time 14m

draco_malfoy_21

comebacks comedy funnystuff insults joking random sarcasm

This is my first book an wattpad which isn't exactly a book.It contains funny insulting comebacks. SO PLEASE READ AND TELL ME HOW IT IS

PLEASE SUPPORT WITH VOTES AND COMMENTS
(I suck at description)

Also all comebacks are my original.

Love ya!!!



Thankssssss @Juliette_ Aurora for the amazing cover!!!All Rights Reserved

comebacks comedy funnystuff insults joking random sarcasm

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