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Random cracks

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Reads 144
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Parts 3
Time <5 mins

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This is just gonna be a bunch of random cracks- This will include the following ships Matt X Matt, SpongeBobx Mr.Crabs, Tord X his guns, Edd X Cola and other ships that make no sense. And this may be a joke book but if you don't like smut cussing or dank memes please leave now.All Rights Reserved

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$TomTord//TordTom Oneshots {Completed!} by Narkoma_$

Please request im desperate The title is pretty much the description but theres other information. ALSO PLEASE READ THE ENTIRE DESCRIPTION Warnings will be at the beginning of chapters unless I forget, so here's some things that might be in my story: Angst, Depression, Maybe Gore, Fluff, Gayyy I drew the cover, pls no steal. If you want to send fanart, you can find me on instagram! (sorry i have no other social media) (Instagram: @unfortunately_norwegian) This book was: #1 in the #tord hashtag! #1 in the #eddsworldtom hastag! #3 in the #tordtom hashtag! #4 in the #eddsworldtord hashtag!

TomTord (Tord X Tom) Oneshots by BunnyTriesToWright

2020 update : Old thing i did cuz i was an intense fangirl, enjoy my embarssment of a book since im no writer, and this gracious monstrosity of a description ----- (Gonna change the cover-- okay already changed it!) This is by the title gonna be a Oneshot book, it's gonna be filled with fluff and angst, mostly fluff, I don't tolerate SMUT or NSFW but that doesn't mean there won't be any sexual tension BUT I SWEAR THERE WONT BE SEX BECAUSE I CANNOT, There may/or will have some heavy topics so you are warned, if I ever do heavy topics like suicide or cutting or gore or even sexual harassment (which I highly doubt I'll do) I will warn everyone so you should be warned and be happy while reading this! You can tell me requests since I wanna get to know what you all like- except smut, please no XD I will not use the real last names of the characters, because I respect and also know it may/or will in dangerthe real people or effect them, this book is fully focused on fiction and not the real life of the people, for this case Edd gold, Thomas Bridgwill, Matt Hagrass, Tord Larrsin (heh the names are stupid XD) and the first names will stay the same to Not complicate the story that I will tell, Edd, Tom, Tord, And Matt don't belong to me they belong to a show called eddsworld created by Edd Gould

"I'm sorry":TomTord REMAKE by shyskittygirl

This is a remake of my story - "I'm sorry" on my old account @/cosmicstar9. hopefully this one is less cringe. If you need to read the old one for this one to make sense, I advise you to go read that first. <3 I SHIP THE EDDSWORLD CHARACTERS. NOT THE REAL PEOPLE. ❤️💙 I've added a better description to each of the chapters. And even some new ones!! Each one about 900-2,000 words long. I hope this one is better than my other one on my old account. Which unfortunately I cannot log into. ⚠️THE COVER ART DOES NOT BELONG TO ME⚠️ With that being said, ENJOY! tw: suicidal tendencies, self harm, depression, mention of Gore and deaths of characters. Do NOT attempt to do any of this or take any advice from this story. It's very detailed and could be graphic to younger viewers. This is your warning. You're loved whoever is reading this. I love you. <3

Fall In Love With War. { Eddsworld / TomTord by Zib-Zob

that's right I made TomTord fanfic suck my balls🖕🖕🖕 (I'm kidding I luv u guys) It's been a few years since "The End", ten years to be exact. Tord believes that Edd, Matt and Tom died in the rubble of the house that day, well... He's convinced Tom died after he shot that harpoon, the other two not so much. Tord is in the middle of making war once again, The Red Army and another army that will be revealed later in the book. Unfortunately, Tords mental state has rapidly decreased over the past few months, leading him to locking himself in his office and barely talking to anyone. Not even Paul and Pat. Though, the one time he answers to them, they have amazing news and an idea, and idea that will not only help in the war, but might also help Tord with his mental state. But what is this idea? Read to find out. This fanfic will contain: swearing, eating disorders, mentions of suicide and self harm, and gay people. Please be advised before reading, if any of these trigger you avoid chapters with those in them.

TomTord/TordTom Oneshots and eddsworld art by patchipikatrash

we're done here everybody, i'm gone Random ideas that come to me when I'm reading other fanfics. No smut, just fluff, angst, AUs, all that good stuff. Lime is okay for me. Might turn some into full stories if enough people (plus myself) like it. Or you can continue any one shot I have on your own. Just credit me though. just to let you know, if the title of the chapter is capitalized, then it is an actual one shot. sensitive topic warning: depression, suicidal thoughts, self-harm, etc. just...expect everything. I'll take requests, why not? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ replaced the cover, yes, my art edit: I got an artbook now- pls go check it out- Most of the time Dom Tord, rarely Dom Tom. sub Tom for life lmao I do not ship the real people, only the characters. obviously.

Oh, Fucking Hell (Tomtord) by Shi_Fero

Look, I'm not saying Tom's totally gay for Tord. I'm just saying he wants Tord to fuck him. But Tom's not gay. Nope. I'm editing this two years after it's done to leave a very special note: i'd rather be buried alive and suffocate on dirt before i use "cum" unironically. go read "daddy" porn and let me spell it how i want because i'm not going to do anything that reminds me of ddlg or ageplay, stop leaving shitty comments on a shitty porn book if you cannot handle a less disgusting version of cum. let me call it come. note: almost every single chapter is going to be of them fucking, you're welcome the amazing cover!!! was done by @readingismypurpose and they're absolutely amazing ngl Update: when the FUCK is this book going to die

A Little Mistake Was All I Made ♤Completed♤ by AiresBerries

Tord had recently blown up tom, Edd and Matts house.. a house he used to live in. Patryk and paul are worried and they go to Toms apartment to ask him to forgive Tord. Tord now has to go back after a year. Aftersome serious emotions, and trying to make up for what hes done will he give up or will he keep trying? Or will he grow some unexpected feelings for a curtain Person? Notes: This is going to have refrences to self harm and some bad words and who knows if its requested smut but im going to be working hard on this, i feel as if this fandom doesn't have enough Large fanfictions, actually, ive never seen a fanfiction more than 15 parts long for this fandom. This is the long story we deserve, hopefully this will inspire others to get into eddsworld or write longer more thought out fanfictions, Although, I HAVE REALLY ENJOYED EVERYONES FANFICTIONS FOR THIS SHIP/ FANDOM (update there are more big fanfictions but please read this one) (double update just realized the cover of this book has my old homestuck username )

Way too far (TomTord) by Sweety1635

Tord. A norwegian boy with an unusual life. He lives with his parents, Paul and Patryck. But other than that, he has nobody. No friends, no siblings. He's alone. He was born not being able to walk, he's on a wheelchair ever since he was a little kid. Tom. A british boy, living a nice life. He has two best friends, Edd and Matt, who are also his roommates. He's happy with himself. Yet, he can't help but feel like something is missing in his life. What if the two boys come into contact with each other? How will things play out? Will they become enemies? Maybe friends? Or perhaps, even more? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ -I don't ship the real people, only the characters -Contains ships: TomTord, EddMatt and Paultryck -No smut -Cover art by me, none of the other pictures in this story belong to me, unless I say so -Probably contains many spelling errors

TomTord/TordTom oneshots by 4O7___

Hi there, This is a book full of one shots. You CAN request anything!!! Literally anything. I don't care what you do in the comments, just have fun and enjoy the stories :) ALSO! Thank you for the many many reads! I never thought it'd blow up like this. There is quite the mix of dom Tom and dom Tord. (I enjoy both.) And of course I'll update without requests... (A LOT A LOT OF CUSSING!) (Possible Edd/Matt) (not my art for cover..idk original artist)

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