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Random cracks

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Time <5 mins

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This is just gonna be a bunch of random cracks- This will include the following ships Matt X Matt, SpongeBobx Mr.Crabs, Tord X his guns, Edd X Cola and other ships that make no sense. And this may be a joke book but if you don't like smut cussing or dank memes please leave now.All Rights Reserved

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TomTord (Tord X Tom) Oneshots by BunnyTriesToWright

2020 update : Old thing i did cuz i was an intense fangirl, enjoy my embarssment of a book since im no writer, and this gracious monstrosity of a description ----- (Gonna change the cover-- okay already changed it!) This is by the title gonna be a Oneshot book, it's gonna be filled with fluff and angst, mostly fluff, I don't tolerate SMUT or NSFW but that doesn't mean there won't be any sexual tension BUT I SWEAR THERE WONT BE SEX BECAUSE I CANNOT, There may/or will have some heavy topics so you are warned, if I ever do heavy topics like suicide or cutting or gore or even sexual harassment (which I highly doubt I'll do) I will warn everyone so you should be warned and be happy while reading this! You can tell me requests since I wanna get to know what you all like- except smut, please no XD I will not use the real last names of the characters, because I respect and also know it may/or will in dangerthe real people or effect them, this book is fully focused on fiction and not the real life of the people, for this case Edd gold, Thomas Bridgwill, Matt Hagrass, Tord Larrsin (heh the names are stupid XD) and the first names will stay the same to Not complicate the story that I will tell, Edd, Tom, Tord, And Matt don't belong to me they belong to a show called eddsworld created by Edd Gould

$TomTord//TordTom Oneshots {Completed!} by Narkoma_$

Please request im desperate The title is pretty much the description but theres other information. ALSO PLEASE READ THE ENTIRE DESCRIPTION Warnings will be at the beginning of chapters unless I forget, so here's some things that might be in my story: Angst, Depression, Maybe Gore, Fluff, Gayyy I drew the cover, pls no steal. If you want to send fanart, you can find me on instagram! (sorry i have no other social media) (Instagram: @unfortunately_norwegian) This book was: #1 in the #tord hashtag! #1 in the #eddsworldtom hastag! #3 in the #tordtom hashtag! #4 in the #eddsworldtord hashtag!

kiioumruma oneshots by cloverleaf777

I dedicated the book to this three way ship because I find it oddly adorable. Will be mostly fluff but will also have some angst and possibly smut. Enjoy!

Way too far (TomTord) by Sweety1635

Tord. A norwegian boy with an unusual life. He lives with his parents, Paul and Patryck. But other than that, he has nobody. No friends, no siblings. He's alone. He was born not being able to walk, he's on a wheelchair ever since he was a little kid. Tom. A british boy, living a nice life. He has two best friends, Edd and Matt, who are also his roommates. He's happy with himself. Yet, he can't help but feel like something is missing in his life. What if the two boys come into contact with each other? How will things play out? Will they become enemies? Maybe friends? Or perhaps, even more? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ -I don't ship the real people, only the characters -Contains ships: TomTord, EddMatt and Paultryck -No smut -Cover art by me, none of the other pictures in this story belong to me, unless I say so -Probably contains many spelling errors

TomTord/TordTom oneshots by 4O7___

Hi there, This is a book full of one shots. You CAN request anything!!! Literally anything. I don't care what you do in the comments, just have fun and enjoy the stories :) ALSO! Thank you for the many many reads! I never thought it'd blow up like this. There is quite the mix of dom Tom and dom Tord. (I enjoy both.) And of course I'll update without requests... (A LOT A LOT OF CUSSING!) (Possible Edd/Matt) (not my art for cover..idk original artist)

Pain | TordTom by MrGrayNyx

Ok so I gave up on the description for this story but it's at least something- Tord comes back from the Army to see his "old friends" again. Of course, Tom is suspicious of him, cuz leaving for 9 years then coming back all of a sudden. Like what the hell? He must be planning something or some shit 'The End' does not happen until the second chapter :T)) - This book is very cringy. I recommend to be warned that it makes like, no sense- - ⚠️WARNING⚠️ [] Contains swearing [] Boyxboy [] Tordtom [] Eddmatt [] Characters do not belong to me, they belong to Eddsworld | Edward Duncan Ernest Gould ⚠️STRONGER TOPICS⚠️ [] Suicidal thoughts [] Suicide attempt (Maybe not, we'll find out) [] Self-harm [] Anorexia [] Rape (He's not actually going to be raped, more like touched sexually, kissing as well) ⚠️-So please if your sensitive about these things do not read-⚠️ I am warning you now Welp, other than that I hope you all enjoy it!! .•°*Rankings*°•. #6 in TomTord #1 in ewtordtom #2 in ewtomtord #1 in eweddmatt #2 in depressedtord

Red Skies {TOMTORD} by Tordddy

*COMPLETED* Has TOMTORD and Mattedd. Contains suicidal thoughts, mental disorders and cussing. If you don't like that dont bother reading. As the sky gets red I hear the pericing sound of wind blowing against my face. I slowly open my eyes and stare at my chest. I can only make out a blue cylinder with blood on it as I crash to the ground. TOMTORD MEANS DOM TOM AND SUB TORD. TORDTOM MEANS DOM TORD AND SUB TOM. This book contains tomtord. Matt 6'3 Tom 6'1 Tord 5'7 Edd 5'4 (lol) I ship the characters not the real people. Their last names have been changed. Edd Hershima Matt Draqlon Tom Jackson Tord Jenks (Don't ask I'm bad with names lol)

New Start. (tordtom, Future, NSFW!! BEING REWRITTEN!!) by 3D3R44

A Tordtom fanfic!!! !!!WARNING SMUT AND ANGST!!!!!! Tom had been away from his friends for awhile. One day when he got a call from someone he hated, Tord. Tom was pissed by this, half because it was Tord, and the other half was because it was 05. But, he still met Tord at the local coffee shop. An old vice echos through the street Tom was on. He knew this voice. He knew he did. But he kept walking. He meets with Tord and agrees to join his army, in return, he gets treated for his eye cancer. Soon Tord confesses to Tom. But they are not complete without the two co-founders. A letter Tord gets reunites the group together. The whole group goes though tons of ups and downs, but they still recover. They could never think of a better life. CREDITS TO TRIPPYZWRLD ON INSTA FOR THE COVER!! THEY HAVE SILLY CUTE GOOD ART!!!! i hope you enjoy!! word total: 22,853 (GASP)(Bitch bffr ythis isn't true anymore dw ima update it later)

A Little Mistake Was All I Made ♤Completed♤ by AiresBerries

Tord had recently blown up tom, Edd and Matts house.. a house he used to live in. Patryk and paul are worried and they go to Toms apartment to ask him to forgive Tord. Tord now has to go back after a year. Aftersome serious emotions, and trying to make up for what hes done will he give up or will he keep trying? Or will he grow some unexpected feelings for a curtain Person? Notes: This is going to have refrences to self harm and some bad words and who knows if its requested smut but im going to be working hard on this, i feel as if this fandom doesn't have enough Large fanfictions, actually, ive never seen a fanfiction more than 15 parts long for this fandom. This is the long story we deserve, hopefully this will inspire others to get into eddsworld or write longer more thought out fanfictions, Although, I HAVE REALLY ENJOYED EVERYONES FANFICTIONS FOR THIS SHIP/ FANDOM (update there are more big fanfictions but please read this one) (double update just realized the cover of this book has my old homestuck username )

Eddsworld Memes and Oneshots by -RedLeader-

So this is just some random shit I come up with randomly. It's mostly memes and funny stuffs. Maybe some angst. Don't expect me to do ships--

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2020 update : Old thing i did cuz i was an intense fangirl, enjoy my embarssment of a book since im no writer, and this gracious monstrosity of a description ----- (Gonna change the cover-- okay already changed it!) This is by the title gonna be a Oneshot book, it's gonna be filled with fluff and angst, mostly fluff, I don't tolerate SMUT or NSFW but that doesn't mean there won't be any sexual tension BUT I SWEAR THERE WONT BE SEX BECAUSE I CANNOT, There may/or will have some heavy topics so you are warned, if I ever do heavy topics like suicide or cutting or gore or even sexual harassment (which I highly doubt I'll do) I will warn everyone so you should be warned and be happy while reading this! You can tell me requests since I wanna get to know what you all like- except smut, please no XD I will not use the real last names of the characters, because I respect and also know it may/or will in dangerthe real people or effect them, this book is fully focused on fiction and not the real life of the people, for this case Edd gold, Thomas Bridgwill, Matt Hagrass, Tord Larrsin (heh the names are stupid XD) and the first names will stay the same to Not complicate the story that I will tell, Edd, Tom, Tord, And Matt don't belong to me they belong to a show called eddsworld created by Edd Gould