Deals, Diapers, and Deaths

Alesso Ronchetti hasn't smiled since.

Lucille Holtz has never not smiled.

Opposites attract right? More like polar opposites.

Leader of the Italian Mafia with problems with the rival Family who deals with his problems through brutal interrogation tactics versus an accountant by day and a multimedia memester by night, with "problems" with the deaths of fictional characters and copes by over posting memes on social media.

But, what if they are more alike than anyone originally thought?

United by the common goal of protecting Alesso's 2 month old baby girl, will they grow to love each other or will the deal end as they intended?

Either way, there will be a whole lot of memes, deaths, and especially diapers.