Witches and sorcerers (!!!trial name, draft!!!)

The murder is a shocking event for a small town, it is almost apocalypce. Murders are happening somewhere far away, practically in another world, it may be in megacities because vanity, fuss and crowds of big city makes people crazy. Murder is a topic for federal newspapers and conversations on social networks, this concerns only freaks from megacities. But all five thousand inhabitants of Riverwood are normal people, they are quiet, reasonable, sane, respectable and God-fearing. They are a basis of bases, a true essence of the Universe and of Roaneg republic, salt of its earth. There are a lot of such tiny small towns in the Roaneg, and all of them are very proud of its correctness and a tranquil way of living. Everyone in Riverwood don't kill. And even if someone decides to do on so unworthy business, then it will be the most ordinary, the most traditional cause and method of murder - matrimonial quarrel, jealousy and kick with a kitchen knife or long-living uncle, impatient successor and strangulation by a pillow or drunkard driving and drunkard pedestrian.
But in any way not a corpse of the woman in the Central park of town. Especially if someone shot this unfortunate lady from a crossbow and then cut her throat.

I'm learning English. And for the purpose of making these classes more interesting for me, I'm writing a novel. I'm making mistakes in English and I will always say "Thanks" to everyone who will correct me.

Shu, you are splendor! Thanks!

The text is monstrously illiterate, but there are a peace, a plot and a intrigue. Those for the sake of which it isn't boring to dig into the grammar, make up a vocabulary and do the work on the errors.
Maybe it will not even get boring for me ...