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Random Shower Rants

_PanicAtThePityParty

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OKUNANLAR 336
Oylar 42
Bölümler 11
Süre 6m

_PanicAtThePityParty

random rants shitfest shower

Me: *literally writes anything* 

Me to Me: You know that's total garbage and no one is gonna read it. 

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This book it offensive, triggering, and stupid. No one is making you read this, so if you're easily offended, if you just get triggered in general, of if you really just hate stupidity then this is not the book for you. 

Ps. I'm not funny.Tüm hakları saklıdır

random rants shitfest shower

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Tᴜʀᴛʟᴇs Rᴜsʜ Iɴ (TMNT '16) ❪✘❫ cover

the curse - 1 - [rottmnt Donnie - COMPLETED] cover

You drive me crazy || Obsessed!Donnie x Reader cover

I Just Wanna Be Yours cover

Stuck in a Twisted Wonderland || (YAN!TWST X F! Gamer Reader) cover

raucous rants cover

I Hate That I Love You || Todoroki x OC [Discontinued] cover

My Book For All Kinds Of Things. cover

My Book of Randomness | 2020 edition cover

Tᴜʀᴛʟᴇs Rᴜsʜ Iɴ (TMNT '16) ❪✘❫

❪✘❫ ❝ ℍ𝕦𝕞𝕒𝕟 ℍ𝕪𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕕. . .❞ Three years after Shredder, Bebop, Rocksteady, and Krang were put in their place after a massive world event, the mutants in the lair grow to be young adults. The Brothers are twenty-five-years-old. Now that they have been accepted into the human race, their lives are becoming, well, normal... Leonardo is a certified realtor. Raphael works at a local gym. Donnie works as a project manager. And Mikey designs video games with his new friends. But soon, one of the mutants' lives will change... AFTER THREE AND A HALF MONTHS with a one night stand with eighteen-year-old Grayson Fuentez in New York, the third youngest turtle, Donatello learns he knocked her up! With a possibility of two species combining, Donnie begins to struggle with his life and routine as a fully grown mutant turtle who is an architect. Donnie is then drawn to Gray shortly after the one night phenomenon, and the pair soon marries to seal the love and continue on with their lives. Gray's father suspects Donnie has bad intentions as a mutant, and the couple finds themselves pressured by both their families. When Donnie is offered a promotion, he is torn between his new life in Las Vegas and success in his home state, New York. (Based on the movie "Fools Rush In"). ⚠️ This fanfiction may contain strong language, sexual, and graphic content. Reader discretion is advised. ⚠️ ⚠️ [D̲̲̅̅i̲̲̅̅s̲̲̅̅c̲̲̅̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̲̅̅i̲̲̅̅m̲̲̅̅e̲̲̅̅r̲̲̅̅:̲̅] I do not own TMNT. They belong to Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird. I do not own the plot of Fools Rush In.

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