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Silly Book
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RowanNeptune
Ongoing, Unang na-publish Mar 23, 2017
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From year 10 to present time (year 13) I have been recording every silly thing my friends and I have heard during our time in high-school. (That isn't to say though that none of them are our own amusingly enough.) This book can be an enlightening insight to the extent of ignorance still present in some of today's youths (At our particular school at least.)  Let us celebrate these people- for without them, who would we have to laugh at instead rather than revising for our next assignment? 

This book will be updated for as long as men can breathe, or eyes can see. So long lives this, and this give life to thee.
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Haha, I'm An Idiot. ni FormerlyOcto
100 parte Kumpleto
[OLD AS HECKIE] Where I post dumb thoughts, ideas, and revelations. Also good for some life updates. Why am I doing this? One may never know.
Hueless ni Pavithra383
16 mga parte Kumpleto
This is a dumb story that is very very loosely based on my college life and also my dreams. The point of the writing is to be shitty, so keep in mind the sucks on person. I wrote this over the course of like 3 days with some voice memos, a lot of confusion, and ChatGPT 4. This is something to read in order to truly appreciate real writing later.
Life Lessons with Fleefy Doodlebug ni isaverybella
33 parte Kumpleto
Hi! My name is Fleefy and I guess you found my book, Life Lessons with Fleefy Doodlebug. (duh) I will be telling you about good lessons to help you in life so you can be famous! (it really works, I tried it and now you found this so I must be famous) I will show you style, how I do good in school, and lots more stuff that I can't list because this would be too long. My first life lesson is to read this book so you can be awesome! Let's show the world how we rock Doodlefans! P.S. This is not Fleefy speaking, this is Creepette162. Fleefy has taken over my Wattpad account, and I just wanna say that this book is supposed to be full of humor, so please do not be offended, this book is for fun! Thanks! I ❤️ you all! Highest rank: #481 in Humor
Swapped -completed- ni XxWickedDreamsxX
62 parte Kumpleto
~ I got up more carefully and ran looked around the room for an adjoining bathroom. When I found it I looked into the mirror and was horrified.
My curly strawberry blonde locks were replaced by jet black hair and my bright green eyes by a deep blue. I was way way taller now and not exactly muscular but I had a lean kind of muscle.
 I. Am. A. Guy. THERE IS SOMETHING HANGING OFF OF ME! ~ Ok... I have to change his pants to go to school. I swallowed hard and walked back into his lavish bedroom. I didn't notice it before but this guy must have been loaded his bedroom is huge and it looks expensive. I went to his closet and took out a random t shirt and slipped it on. Than I took out some jeans. I have to change his pants now. As in take the pants off and put on a new pairs. This is a guy's body. I shut my eyes tight and took off the sweatpants. Than I blindly grabbed hold of the jeans and shimmied them on. I DID IT! I opened my eyes and realized....they were on backwards. Fucking Thursday. ~ Molly was the popular girl. Jax was a loner with a chip on his shoulder. They knew nothing of each other nor did they want to. But one fateful Thursday morning they wake up in the other's body. Now they need to figure out how to deal with eachother while fighting their growing feelings. ~
The Perks of Having The Perv Boss ni krsdnlslta
42 parte Kumpleto Mature
The more he gets closer, the deeper the kiss gets. My hands weren't able to move, they are just on the side of my body. He slowly pulled out of the kiss and starts to trail kisses on my cheeks and down to my neck. "Stop. Get away from me." I said in a weak and soft tone of voice. I felt his lips form into a smile and said, "I can't. You're just too darn irresistible." After he said those words, I felt his lips get back on mine as he started giving me the passionate kiss that we shared just a moment ago. I slowly felt his hands travelled towards my waist, when I felt his hand going up and towards to my sensitive part of my body, my eyes slowly opened. In my surprise, I felt his hand touching my breast. I didn't know that I still have some power left in me that I pushed him away and immediately connected my fists towards his face. -- Juliet, a popular yet not so rich high school student who is on her senior year, has been experiencing a lot of problems lately and she insist on keeping it to herself because she doesn't want anyone to be troubled with her problem. She has been working so hard to be able to get her problems done with, but what will she do if she happens to encounter an obnoxious, hot and perverted college brat who happens to be her boss? Will he help her get through her problems? or will he be the one to add on her problems? Warning: The story contains mature content so it may not be suitable for young audiences. Read at your own risk. ;)
Where It All Begins ni DartHeavenGates
11 parte Kumpleto Mature
There are no protagonists. Just some dumb kids making dumb options. This book is for my friends only (I ain't good at English so I apologize, I'm more a narrating writer not good with a feeler writer. Sorry)
Alone ni Crystal-Brownne1666
37 parte Kumpleto Mature
"He smiled at me as his eyes landed on my lips. I did not hesitate before I planted my lips on his. He paused for a second before he kissed me back. He wrapped his hands around my waist as he put me in his lap. At this moment we did not care if I'm his student and he is my teacher. I held onto his neck as he licked my lips. I slowly parted them letting his warm tongue explore my mouth." Meet Olivia Queenston, a rich and popular senior at Luwood High School. Life at home is not the best for her but she manages to cope with it. Loosing her mother at age 12 has lead her down a sorrowful and sad road and she blames the death of her mother for her unhappiness. She struggles to find love, somebody who will make her happy. Falling for the hot foot ball captain did not save her. Soon she found herself falling for her sexy Greek god of a teacher. Mr Hines. Every girls' crush. But then she realizes she cannot have him as he will be leaving her soon. One day, her aunt broke the news that Olivia will be going to Australia to live there all on her own. Something surprises her there and she finds joy again.
Emily and Samuel ✔️ ni tonkywinky
26 mga parte Kumpleto
"Grandmother, what big ears you have." Chuckling at my own joke, I looked down at the wolf when I felt his tail tapping on my wrist and was met with an amused look instead of the sad one before. Taking a hint when he nudged my thigh with his snout, I guided my hands towards his snout. Placing my hand on his snout as he tilted his head up to sniff my palm, I continued, "grandmother, what big nose you have." Standing up on his four paws again, he positioned himself so that he was sitting on his hind legs with his front paws resting on my shoulders. I couldn't stop the burst of laughter that escaped me when he showed me his sharp, white fangs that gleamed under the moonlight. "But grandmother, what big mouth and teeth you have." - Wherein, teenage werewolf Samuel meets his human mate Emily who lives thousands of miles away from him. Will his wolf be able to handle being apart from his very vulnerable, very human mate? Will her over-imaginative mind be able to stay sane apart from her very attractive, very male other half? Will the duo be able to sustain this long-distance relationship? How long can they keep this charade going before Samuel's wolf falls apart? (i'm still working on up-ing my description game but please don't let it hinder you from checking it out. free cookies inside the book so jump in and join Emily and Samuel along their journey.)
Diary of a Love Sick Teenage Girl ni _readtheroom_
36 mga parte Kumpleto
Have you ever wondered what it feels like to be in love? Of course every sixteen-year old has! They fantasize and dream about they're one true Prince Charming. But, not girls at me school. Oh DEFINITELY not. Want to know the secrets of Haden High school or the latest gossip in California? Well, all you have to do is read my diary. Which, BTW will never happen in a billion years, so good luck! XOXO Theia +++++ Theia Andrews lives in a world where jocks, nerds and bitches still exist. Except, things have changed over the years and nobody's life is just some cliche fairytale from the seventies. Or it's much more interesting than that. You want to hear the latest gossip and secrets of sunny California? Well sit back and relax. Because Theia Andrews just might tell you. __________________________________ Copyright Any characters and names are from my own imagination and if by some chance any of the names and characters are similar to any other readers, it is coincidental. Enjoy reading ;).
A Minor Offense ni HopelessDreamer519
39 mga parte Kumpleto Mature
"Well, Ms. Ashley, nothing is wrong with you. You're as healthy as ever" I sighed with relief. "So, what happened then?" I asked the doctor. "When was your last menstrual cycle?" "Um over month ago I think, why?" I answered. Why would he ask that? "Your six weeks pregnant" the doctor said. What? Pregnant? Yeah okay, that's funny. "Very funny" "This is no joke, congratulations!" "W-what?" I stuttered. "No, please say your lying" "I'm afraid not" I looked over to Dylan who's eyes were wide and he just stared at me. His eyes moved from mine to my stomach. Oh no... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jessica Ashley: smart, funny, beautiful, 17 year old girl who has raised her three year old sister. Dylan Saunders: hot, sweet, 23 old guy who met Jessica at a bar. Jessica and Dylan meet at a bar and decide to go home together. They get hooked on one another, only to find out Dylan is Jessica's English teacher! Will the couple stay together, or will morals and school policy break them apart? Caution: Vulgar language will be used in this story!
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