From year 10 to present time (year 13) I have been recording every silly thing my friends and I have heard during our time in high-school. (That isn't to say though that none of them are our own amusingly enough.) This book can be an enlightening insight to the extent of ignorance still present in some of today's youths (At our particular school at least.) Let us celebrate these people- for without them, who would we have to laugh at instead rather than revising for our next assignment? This book will be updated for as long as men can breathe, or eyes can see. So long lives this, and this give life to thee.