Bloody love

Hey, I'm Steve. But you probably already knew that, you strike me as the kind of person who would read a description.... Anyway, you probably also know humans are completely wrong about zombies... Like we are just like normal people we just have different food palets. The reason you people only see us groan and shuffle around is because zombies are very lazy, and we talk to each other using our minds... We are kinda like sloths, or your grandparents. But that's beside the point, that's not what this books about. This book is about my love life... And before you call me a 13 year old girl remember this, I am a zombie... And I could bite the shit out of your face if I wanted too. The girl I have my eye on is named Lilly.... She's smells the least like rotten fleas out of anyone I know. I think she was good at math, I sometimes see her scribbling equations on the walls. But why would a zombie like her like a zombie like me?