satanas, sit tibi? (hoseok fanfiction)

1 Thessalonians 4:13-14
Brothers and sisters, we do not want you to be uninformed about those who sleep in death, so that you do not grieve like the rest of mankind, who have no hope. For we believe that Jesus died and rose again, and so we believe that God will bring with Jesus those who have fallen asleep in him.
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"So, like, you're tryna bone Satan. That's amazing, Penny."
"Why'd you say it like that?"
"Like what?"
"You didn't ask me, you just stated it. Like you're not even surprised."
"Honestly? I'm-"
"-Don't-"
"Not surprised. I'm not surprised."

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okay don't let the tags fool you, this is gonna be pretty much dry, messed up humor with only mentions of possible triggers so ya, idk.