The Best and Greatest Boyinaband Fanfiction That Isn't Romance

Formal description: A case of hair-related mistaken gender, mention of rapping, and red hair dye combine to summon a great power in a time of need.

Informal description: Dave's latest video made me remember that I'd begun a bit of fanfiction in the wake of his "Googling Myself" vid, so I finished it. And, like... I'm no comedian, but I laughed a lot while writing this. I hope you'll laugh, too! It's just - It's ridiculous.

Do note that I can't properly write in that terrible/wonderful Classic Fanfiction style that the others were written in, so it's not funny in *that* way.

Formaldehyde description: Formaldehyde is a naturally occurring organic compound with the formula CH2O (H-CHO). Smells bad.