Harry Potter Random Chats!!!
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This book is about the random conversations that Harry and his friends are having in Hogwarts. The chats are so random and hopefully funny. I am not responsible for any kind of mental disorder this book might bring to you as it might lower your IQ level..LOL just kidding..I hope you will enjoy this book and have a good laugh. :D
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