My name was Colon Copper. And I wasn't what you would exactly call 'normal'. I didn't have some weird third eye or some horrific past. Nope, I was just in some advanced classes, did some parkour on the weekends, and never really stirred up any trouble. So I'm not normal, but not main character material either. Until I died and woke up as Dumbledore's pet fire bird. And then shit really hits the fan.
Note: I don't own any of the artwork/videos in this book. They are either there as something to listen to while you read or visual aid for the novel. I only own the plot, and Colon Copper.
Warning: Will contain swearing, crude teen humor, and possibly graphic scenes of violence, so this is mature just in case. Oh, well!