The Dankest of the Dank, the Dankiest

Upon waking up in the poorest lit room imaginable Peter must find his way and escape before his vision is reduced to shambles. In his epic quest to save his vision and return home before the casserole burns his house down Peter is met with impossible tasks like climbing ladders and going down stairs. The only thinge keeping him going are his witty remarks and the random advice he recieves in the oddest of ways before him inevitable demise.