The Pimp Daddy Protection Program

He is a man like no other.
Charm and cleverness like a fox.
He's wild and daring.
He's also bat-shit crazy.
The call him Pimp Daddy, Daddy for short.
Are you a female criminal?
Or a girl who got mixed up with the mafia?
Wrong place wrong time?
He can offer you protection.
He only asks in turn that you allow him to pimp you out to the highest bidder.

T. P. D. P. P
(The Pimp Daddy Protection Program)
Join today!
Please call this # for your premium protection.
678-999-8212