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ebullience journal random sarcasm tags

ebullience ( : ɪˈbʊlɪəns) ~ bubbling enthusiasm
(As in ❝ The ebullience of the Plastics on receiving sarcastic compliments is indeed, a joy to behold. ❞)



❝ ι'м acтυally noт вeιng ғυnny, ι'м jυѕт really мean and people тнιnĸ ι'м joĸιng.❞




>>This is just a safe haven for all the sarcastic, anti-plastic, originally ironic souls as the Queen of Sarcasm (tis me) shows how it's like to be a sarcastic, anti-plastic, and originally ironic soul in this sensitive, PLASTIC, and copycat world.<<



>>Contains random shiz like tags and stuff that doesn't belong in any of my books<<




❝ ¢σρу тнαт, ¢σρу¢αт? ❞

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