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ebullience journal random sarcasm tags

ebullience ( : ɪˈbʊlɪəns) ~ bubbling enthusiasm
(As in ❝ The ebullience of the Plastics on receiving sarcastic compliments is indeed, a joy to behold. ❞)



❝ ι'м acтυally noт вeιng ғυnny, ι'м jυѕт really мean and people тнιnĸ ι'м joĸιng.❞




>>This is just a safe haven for all the sarcastic, anti-plastic, originally ironic souls as the Queen of Sarcasm (tis me) shows how it's like to be a sarcastic, anti-plastic, and originally ironic soul in this sensitive, PLASTIC, and copycat world.<<



>>Contains random shiz like tags and stuff that doesn't belong in any of my books<<




❝ ¢σρу тнαт, ¢σρу¢αт? ❞

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To See Me as You Do (Slow Updates) by AwkwardlyPerfect_18

#1 in MeandYou (June 14, 2025) #5 in QuietBoy (July 9, 2025) Before I can help it, I grin ear to ear, and his softened gaze starts to fade. His eyes narrow into slits, "Don't you dare-" "What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" Instantly, Sawyer frowns, an unimpressed expression on his face. I smile, grabbing his cheeks and squishing them, "Don't make that face!!! C'mon, you gotta ask!! What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" He glares at me, "We're not doing this shit, Mari-" "Yes, we are!!" I let go of his face, "You ready?!!" "No." "I'm gonna say it." "You better not-" "SoFISHticated." "You're a dumbass." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *Slow Burn, Lengthy Chapters, Long Story* This Story Takes Place in 2023-2024 Marianne Parker and Sawyer Cortez are complete opposites of each other. Marianne is a dad joke loving, talented musician who believes in finding the good in everything around her. Always smiling, laughing, kind to everyone, and an optimist. With a bubbly attitude and an outgoing personality, she's always looking to make a new friend. An all-around ray of sunshine. Sawyer, on the other hand, is a sarcastic, blunt, rude, and pessimistic bookworm. He doesn't believe there could be good in everything. He doesn't smile, doesn't laugh, and isn't interested in making new friends. Let alone, socializing. Hell, he BARELY tolerates his own friends. The total definition of a raincloud. Marianne's looking for a fresh start, and Sawyer wants a normal year of high school. When he meets Marianne, it becomes all too clear that there's something about her he can't ignore. From the way she walks, talks, laughs, and smiles, it's all distracting and unfamiliar to him. And, of course, he doesn't like that. In his efforts, he tries to ignore the feelings and avoid HER at all costs. But, that can be hard when the girl in question is EQUALLY interested in him too. Started August 2023 - ????

Write it Down so I Don't Forget by this_is_my_life5693

Elizabeth has a very mundane boring life but sometimes she needs to vent about anything and everything. The only relief she finds is by writing it down. So this is her life. This is her diary. It's not formatted like an actual book and it has IM language as well as emojis because this is my life. This is basically a "story" of my senior year. It's messy and unorganized just like my life. Don't hate this is actually what happens/ had happened to me. I changed names and took out some parts but everything is very real. *this has NOT been edited! Read at your own risk*

𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑆𝑢𝑏𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑠𝑢𝑏(𝐺ℎ𝑜𝑠𝑡𝑓𝑎𝑐𝑒 𝑥 Oc) by michaelmyers_whore69

She leaned closer, her breath hot against my ear. "Can you please 𝐹𝑢𝑐𝑘 me sir?" With a wicked grin, I tightened my grip on her thighs. "Since you asked so damn nicely." Book 3 in the Ghostface series;) ****** 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑎𝑑𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑚𝑎𝑠𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝐷𝑜𝑚 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑖𝑥 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔? 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠? 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑠𝑝𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑢𝑝? 𝐹𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑜𝑣 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑡 𝑎𝑙𝑙.... #1 in sexiness on March 14th 2025;) ❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎ ♥︎𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑙𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 ♥︎𝑆𝑒𝑥 𝑠𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑠 ♥︎𝐻𝑢𝑔𝑒 𝑠𝑚𝑢𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 ♥︎𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 ♥︎𝐵𝑑𝑠𝑚 𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑣𝑖𝑒𝑤𝑒𝑟 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑎𝑑𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑑:) ♡︎♡︎♡︎ 𝐷𝑒𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑠𝑚𝑢𝑡𝑡𝑦....𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑛𝑜𝑤⚠️;) Best rankings!: #1 in ghostfacexreader March 28th 2025;) #1 in sexiness March 28th 2025:)

Omnipotence by cryptic_unicorn

"Oh bite me, you sociopath." She seethed. "Do you honestly think you are all that and a bag of chips!?" She leaned on her left leg and placed her hand on her hip. In this dim lighting her dark eyes seem even darker, almost black. I cannot see much but her silhouette stands out, I do not understand why is it that I notice this. "Do you not think that you are being absurd?" As the words left my mouth I knew it was a mistake. I heard her huff and stand straight, she stepped closer. I can see her better now, low light highlighted her plump lips, her noticeable jaw and cheek bone. Her long lashes that drew the attention to her big brown eye. For a moment she did not speak but sighed, as if she had given up. "There is no cure for a fool." And with that she left the room, leaving me completely awestruck. I understood nothing of the encounter we had just had nor did I care, all I wanted was more. I needed more of Ms Veronica Ives. _-_-_-_ Born in a family of wealth, Lylith Winters. Leaves home after hearing the truth of her mother's death, she changes everything about herself. With the help of her best friend Riley Bowman, she develops her new identity. It is unfortunate that both her past and present lives have now met, Veronica must now choose. Will she go back to how life was or will she move forward with who she is now.

Letters To A Cyberbully(LeafyIsHere X Reader) by iEazyE

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OC Crackbook by 5t4rl1ghtd0tc0m

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HATE TO LOVE YOU ✅ by shakab00m

" YOU ARE SO ANNOYING! JUST GET OUT OF MY LIFE ! WITHOUT YOU , MY LIFE WOULD BE BETTER ! " I bit my lip and tried so hard to hold back my tears , " I-I'm sorry...I-I didn't mean to be a disturbance in your li-life...I-I will distance *sniff* myself from you from today onwards..." N&J ------------------------------------------------------- " F*ck off ! I WON'T BELIEVE A SINGLE CRAP OUT FROM YOUR MOUTH ! STOPP USING ME TO SATISFY YOUR BOREDOM ! " I regretted everything ," I'm sorry...*sniff* I-I really am..." S&T ------------------------------------------------------- " Get away from me ! I REALLY HATE YOU ! " I was hurt by her words , " I'm sorry...I don't know what I did to make you hate me so much but... " M&C ------------------------------------------------------- " Am I that unlucky in love ? Why whenever I really like someone , that person like someone else ? " I was trying really hard not to show my sadness ," Can't you see me ! I'm just right beside you ! CAN'T YOU HEAR MY HEART BEATING FOR YOU ?! " I wanted to say those words but I just can't do it... M&D ------------------------------------------------------- " Will you accept me back in your life ? " * silence * " i'm sorry... " D&J Start : 2nd May 2024 End : 3rd May 2024

Please Don't Go (Dream x Reader) by Athrii_

I drew this! ^ with one of those crappy 6 in 1 multicolor pens. Dream x reader (SHE/HER PRONOUNS!!) Y/n finds herself in a interesting situation. She is falling for one of her best friends, Clay. An accident occurs, and she wakes up in a new surrounding. What happens if Y/n ends up falling for the same man twice? Aight. This is my first book, so I'd rather not be heavily criticized, but light criticism is appreciated. If there are any typos PLEASE point them out! :P This is a Dream x Reader book. There are mentions of blood, self harm, anxiety and panic attacks. This book also contains descriptive violence and use of weaponry. And perhaps death. If you are uncomfortable with these please DON'T read this! Consider yourself warned alright?! So this book does not follow the DreamSMP storyline at like... all, maybe a few parts, but most of this is my own imagination. HOW? FEB - 13 - 22 #3 on dreamxreader BRUH, THE STORIES ABOVE MINE HAVE LIKE A MIL + READS AN I HAVE 750. THAT DONT ADD UP WATTPAD. im in shambles JUN - 5 - 22 #1 on dreamwastakenxreader ahhh how??? That's gotta be lie. I refuse to believe it. Now...quote? - "You can't be on Nicks side!" I exclaim. "Now I'm stuck with George!" George makes an exaggerated gasp, "What's wrong with me? I literally have pretty privilege." (HA) The three of us say in sync, "You're colourblind." We burst into laughter once again. George rolls his eyes in disappointment, but is still smiling, "You guys are such idiots" -

Random Thoughts Random Poems by MissNutMe

I am cringing but I wrote these to distract myself from my exams, pardon me for this. "Randomly made perfectly flawed" I hope you all will enjoy these poems as much as I had enjoyed jotting the small phrases on a rough paper and making it in something rhythmic.❤ Some said my poems made them cry and some said it made them laugh? Some made them smile some made them sad. Some said it's my randomness and some said it's lovely!? Highest rank that I managed to notice ?? #62 out of 545 on "Mood" 🌺 I am sure that these are not perfect, but I am here to learn and I hope we get to learn together. -Missnutme. All of the contents inside, except for the YouTube videos(music videos or any other videos taken from YouTube) that is used for fun, are only of Missnutme. That is me over here *waves* Please let me know if you find anyone else using MY ORIGINAL POEMS claiming it to be theirs (or using it) without MY permission. All Rights Reserved👀📜

Denial [II FANTUBE AU] by insaneiifanatic

Cover art by meeee human au but you can also just imagine whatever u want idc This takes place roughly around season 2 Fan and TestTube have been friends for a very long time, but recently, TestTube has been developing these.. unrecognizable feelings towards Fan that made her question their friendship. After realizing what these feelings were, she immediately knew that she had to get rid of them and fast. Published this on 8/3/2023 Ongoing Ranks: #6 in #fanii #6 in #testtubeii #11 in #inanimateinsanity #5 in #fanii #5 in #testtubeii #4 in #fanii #4 in #testtubeii #2 in #fantube #1 in #fantube #1 in #fanii #1 in #testtubeii #23 in #objectshow #6 in #silliness #73 in #silly

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