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Pun-ography

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Reads 1,658
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Parts 66
Time 7m

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A book of self created porn...sorry pawn...sorry Pun... If you want your name to be used as a pun in a statement, or if you have any ideas that you want me to include just message me... It will also include Sarcasm and Jokes...blah blah blah...
I'm not throwing shades at anyone, but if you think I am at anytime, remember that its all Pun and games...

Now, I Officially welcome you to Punography at its peak...

Cover Art by: TheCraftMaster.All Rights Reserved

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