The Magnificent Seve- Hold the Fuck Up, It's the Magnificent Eight

I had my hat over my eyes, a dubious smirk on my lips, and my gun scratching my jugular. I sung out, "Now why would the Big Bad Wolf and his puppies try to recruit the Gunner?" I lifted my hat over my eyes so they could only see the electric teal pools I called eyes."I came here to tell you that if you do this, you'll have one less bounty hunter after those eight million bucks." I lifted my hat off my face, put it on lap, and grabbed the knife from the guy with, like, fifty of 'em on his waist, then I cut a loose strand on my hat off. I grabbed the knife by the sharp part and threw it back at him, which he quickly caught. I flashed him a sweet grin and cooed out,"I'm glad you caught it, it would have been stuck in you left eye if you hadn't of. Oh, and Chisolm, I'll do it, but you better be prepared to wait because I'm one hell of a bitch when I want to be." I blew a kiss and turned around and sashayed to my black mare, got on her back, and raced off into a secret tunnel in the rock.