shal·low ˈSHalō/ adjective 1. of little depth. "serve the noodles in a shallow bowl" 2. lacking intellectual or mental depth or subtlety; superficial Elaina never really expected that she would one day be sitting on the top floor of the cafe, in Evergreen Prep. the top floor, was where all the snotty rich kids sat. or as elaina likes to simply call them le cons. but when her best friend is now dating the worst of them all... well La merde est sur le point de descendre.