The Oddly Entertaining Bunch

Reads 45
Votes 11
Parts 3
Time 12m

Reads 45
Votes 11
Parts 3
Time 12m

abandonment fallinghard firstnovelonhere mystery

A Family sat on the stairs of the crooked small house smiling.
A Stern young woman keeping track  of everything around her.
A kind young man smiling. His face covered in paint smudges and a special twinkle in his eye
A girl sulking. Her thinking of retreating back to her room and finishing her homework and listening to MCR songs and crying/ yelling her lungs out
A boy smirking. Him thinking of all the new plausible pranks to pull on his poor headmaster. A cheeky glint to his eye and a no it all grin
A innocent young girl writing down ideas on her notebook. A permanent pencil tucked behind her ear in case she finds the cure to another one of the world's problems. 

A Family stuck in a group of nitwits who are the Kevin Bacon in this situation and are trying to get the sticks out of everyone's butts.

Charity Bellpott played by: Meghan Fox 
Drew Bellpott played by: Orlando Bloom 
Avery Bellpott played by: Leighton Meester
Nicolas Bellpott played by: Cole Sprouse 
Luna Bellpott played by: young Mara Wilson
Ms Figgie Tiggins played by: Judie Dench
Mr Dannie Owens played by: Dustin Hoffman
Noel Clue played by: Ben Stiller
Charlotte Chardin played by: Alexandra Ambrosio
Elizabeth Rawlings: Elizabeth Olsen
Nevin Longin- Botthal played by: Jacob Trembale
Allie Harrison played by: Katherine LangfordAll Rights Reserved

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