Hot cheetos- Drarry
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Last published Thu, Apr 6, 2017
Unknown number- Ron I'm eating hot cheetos rn and my mouth is on fire pls help
Draco- hot cheetos aren't even hot u pussy.
Unknown number- Ron, you never cuss?
Draco-who's Ron?
Unknown number- wait who are you
Draco- Good question.
((((((HAHA WHAT THE FUCK I WAS EATING HOT CHEETOS AND READING HARRY POTTER AND I WAS LIKE WHAT IF I WROTE SKMETHING ABOUT HOT CHEETOS AND DRARRY AND HERE I AM))))
this is totally a joke and not rlly meant to be good in any sort of way, kinda just a shit post if you ask me.
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