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A really sad and quite frankly, pathetic girl named Dodie finds herself face to face with Satan- as she gets hired for the role of Death. Her life is turned upside down when she meets the entire family. With Amoré and M.J. as her only support, she can't help but want a man. The problem is, with her gruesome job, she can only kiss her true love. Everyone else that receives a smooch will die. 

Life (or Nik) being the mama's boy and ladies man he is, instantly falls for Dodie, or so it seems. Behind his charming smile and calming demeanor, there's something brewing- and our heroine's girls are not sure they like it. As Dodie discovers something amiss, she kindly bets her entire future on thirteen days; and thirteen dates. If she cannot find love in that time, then she is to marry Life and throw everything away. Dodie's henchmen wisely sign her up for Tinder, but will it help? 

Only time will tell in this intriguing and comedic tale of Thirteen Dates with Death. 

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