Shadowhunter-Inspired Comebacks and Pickup Lines
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Last published Wed, Feb 21, 2018
Ever wanted to insult mundanes in a "language" they won't understand?
Ever wanted to charm the wits off a Mortal Instruments fangirl?
Viola! You've come to the right place!
Learn to flirt and insult like a Shadowhunter, with your ultimate guide to Shadowhunter-inspired comebacks and pickup lines.
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