Shadowhunter-Inspired Comebacks and Pickup Lines - Lila Wayne - Wattpad

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Reads 11,007
Votes 504
Parts 30
Time <5 mins

Ever wanted to insult mundanes in a "language" they won't understand?

Ever wanted to charm the wits off a Mortal Instruments fangirl?

Viola! You've come to the right place!

Learn to flirt and insult like a Shadowhunter, with your ultimate guide to Shadowhunter-inspired comebacks and pickup lines.All Rights Reserved

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Ever wanted to insult mundanes in a "language" they won't understand?

Ever wanted to charm the wits off a Mortal Instruments fangirl?

Viola! You've come to the right place!

Learn to flirt and insult like a Shadowhunter, with your ultimate guide to Shadowhunter-inspired comebacks and pickup lines.

30 parts

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