Pranks, Pajamas and Pretty Bad Puns
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twilight_sparkle1215
Ongoing, First published Apr 03, 2017
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"eBay is pretty useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches," I laughed, nervously as his hot breath fanned my face. His breathing was rough and he bore through me with his electric green eyes.

"I want to fucking kill you right here. Right now." he growled. He sounded like a werewolf. Imagine if he was a werewolf. Oh my god, what if he is a werewolf?

"Hey, Jackson, are you sure you're not a werewolf?" I asked, sheepishly, scratching the back of my neck.

He gave me a death glare. If looks could kill, my grandma would be digging my grave by now. At least I definitely know he's not a werewolf.

"Don't kill me! Please! I want to die when I'm a wrinkly old lady, thrashing little kids at the park with my walking stick, dying of laughter from a yo momma joke!"

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Charlotte Ridgewood's life revolves around three things; pranks, pajamas and pretty bad puns.

And on April Fools Day, she's the master of it all. The pranks, the pajamas and the pretty bad puns. She expects it all. But what she doesn't expect is to slam a pie full of  red food coloured yogurt and rotten cheese into the face Northview High's most notorious legend.

Jackson Anderson.

And he's out to get her. With pranks, pajamas and pretty bad puns.

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Tutoring Him |✓

28 parts Complete

*used to be named tutoring the badboy* ❝"You're also wearing a devil costume," he states walking towards me, which causes me to move backwards. "What does that say about your personality," he adds when my body hits the wall behind me. His face now closer to mine and his body only inches away. My stomach starts to do flips and I'm not sure if I have butterflies or if I'm nauseous. "Hmm?" He smirks. A smirk creeps onto my face as I grab the back of his neck and move closer to his ear. "I guess you'll never know," I whisper and let go of my grip, soon walking away and making sure to sway my hips slightly.❞ *** Lucas is one of the Badboys of the school and he keeps bumping into Paige. She tries not to fall in love with him, because he is one of her best friends' ex, but soon she tutors him and has to do a Spanish project with him. What will she do when she realizes she might be in love with him? *** #4 in humor (08/03/2021)

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