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A First-timer's guide to .......(rantish)

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If you ever find yourself thinking of visiting Nigeria, here's some things you need to know. 


If you ever find yourself curious as to what/who Nigeria is, well here's the info.


And if you ever just find yourself reading a random book on wattpad (which happens to be this) there's only one thing I have to say: expect the unexpected (oops, that was a sentence)All Rights Reserved

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