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Stealing The Vampire's Underwear

LegendaryBazooka

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LegendaryBazooka

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I wasn't always into shiny vampires. 

Or werewolves who were more interested in brushing their fur than eating rabid bunnies. 

But I guess that's what happens, when you piss a really, scary, hot boy with the strength of ten men, off.

You enter his world of unicorns, fairies, rainbows, oh and death. 

Wait.... that doesn't happen to normal people, does it?All Rights Reserved

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