Goldilocks and the British Accent
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Ongoing, First published Apr 04, 2017
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NOTE : Read in a British accent.
  
  "And then I see her, bustling through the crowd in a flurry of gold hair and yellow glasses. She seems to be looking for something, or someone rather as she darts her fiery blue eyes. The whole sight is mesmerizing. So mesmerizing, that I don't notice when those raging blue eyes stop moving and settle on me. But it is too late when I realize, because she suddenly launches the back of her palm, through the dry air and plants it roughly on my face."
          -Theodore Miller (The British Accent).
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    On her first day at St.Oliver's school for nerds, Sophia expected to make new friends. What she didn't expect however, was to get into an argument with a gorgeous British lad, run into the school's resident queen bee and nearly kill her philosophy teacher.

But she did.

And she has a story long adventure to pay for it.

  Goldilocks and the British Accent.
  
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All Rights Reserved
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