Diary of a Desperate Wife and Mother - aged 35...and a half

A fictional diary of happenings, musings and mishaps of Victoria who is a wife and mother who juggles her time between children, work and one domestic disaster after another.
Join her as she plods and flails through a life that involves cat sick, bathroom queues, pregnancy scares, children who insist on pooing whilst she bathes and the terrifying arena that is the school playground.