So Original

You think a girl could get at least one decent night sleep, right? Ha. Ha. Ha. Very, very funny. You also would think that a girl would be able to just sleep in her own bed without being kidnapped by pirates into a whole other universe, but apparently, whatever bigger-than-me forces are at play think it's hilarious to uproot my life and plant me in the middle of a story I've read about only a thousand times, so let me tell you about it. I'll start off with introducing myself. I'm Ryn.