Pinky Promise

Imagine being alone in your own house for 2 months. What would you do? I know most of you would respond by saying, "I would throw total ragers and get shit-face wasted!" And then all the bros and hoes would high five and laugh. Me? Thats amateur stuff. I spend it staying up late watching re-runs of pretty little liars in my polka dot booty shorts and baggy Bieber shirt. Now don't go around calling me a geek, because I dont prefer being referenced as an "Unfashionable, Socially inept person." I mean who would? Not my fault I actually want a future and live life comfortably. So you can only imagine my surprise when I agreed to the bad boys pinky promise.