Pizza Joke Part 1
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Last published Fri, Apr 7, 2017
Asian guy: Ah.... I am so hungry like a dirty monkey in a jungle not eating a bananassuuu. Oh I know why not I hap some pisaaaa!
Asian guy: uhhh... 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 zero .... okay!
(Calls phone number)
Pizza man: WELCOME TO PIzza huttt! ITS AA MEEE mario!
Asian guy: Yesuuu.... I would a Rike 2 Xtra rarge pisa
Pizza man: okey dokey!
Pizaa man: uhh... What toppings would you like?
Asian guy: hmmmm BULGOGI & the KIMICHI!
Pizza man: Wut?
Asian guy: I aa said BULGOGI & the KIMCHI
Asian man : (whispers) Pleasuu gimme the kimchi pizzaaaa
Pizza man: uhh look sir! I don't not a know who thisa kimchii is....
Asian man: Come on EVERYONE KNOW THE KIMCHI, YOU KNOW GAGNAM STYLE! OPPA GAGNAM STYLE! EVERYONE KNOWS THE KOREA NOW! IT IS A KOREAN STAPRU
Pizza man: My GOODNESS! ! signore please CALM DOWN ...
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