Pizza Joke Part 2
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Ongoing, First published Apr 07, 2017
Asian man: OKAY! 

Pizza man: Grazie! 

Asian man: Then what else do you hapuuu!?   

Pizza man: We have... pepperoni.,.. Sausage...  

Asian man: OH! OKAY OKA 


Asian guy: Ah.... I am so hungry like a dirty monkey in a jungle not eating a bananassuuu. Oh I know why not I hap some pisaaaa! 

Asian guy:  uhhh... 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  0 1 0 zero .... okay!

(Calls phone number)

Pizza man: WELCOME TO PIzza huttt! ITS AA MEEE mario! 

Asian guy: Yesuuu.... I would a Rike 2 Xtra rarge pisa 

Pizza man: okey dokey! 

Pizaa man: uhh... What toppings would you like?  

Asian guy: hmmmm BULGOGI & the KIMICHI!  

Pizza man: Wut? 

Asian guy: I aa said BULGOGI & the KIMCHI  

Asian man : (whispers) Pleasuu gimme the kimchi pizzaaaa   

Pizza man: uhh look sir! I don't not a know who thisa kimchii is....

Asian man: Come on EVERYONE KNOW THE KIMCHI, YOU KNOW GAGNAM STYLE! OPPA GAGNAM STYLE! EVERYONE KNOWS THE KOREA NOW! IT IS A KOREAN STAPRU

Pizza man: My GOODNESS! ! signore please CALM DOWN .... 

Asian man: OKAY! 

Pizza man: Grazie! 

Asian man: Then what else do you hapuuu!?   

Y I KNOW NOW.... I LIKA PEPPEROLY..... Hmmm THAT ONE!  

Pizza man: ? peppers only?

Asian man: AH Yes I would like a pepperonly pizza 

Pizza man: Youa suree you want peppas only? 

Asian man: Ahhh? NOO noo I hate pepper I didn't say pepper! I said pepperonly!

Pizza man: PEPPERONI THAT IS WHAT I HEARD PEPPERONI! GORDAN RAMSAY IN THE ITALY WOULD HAVE SAIDA THAT! !  

Pizza man: you know! You really funny like a steve harvey on a family feuda! 

Asian man: YESU GELISIDO ! I don't make any sensuu... I will hap you know that I graduated in the top of my classu! A PRUSU!!!! 

PIzza man: YOU ARE STARTING TO MAKE ME Boil like a fire flower. WHEN A BOWSER KEEPA KINDNAPPING THE PRINCESS! 

Pizza man: FoR THE LOVE OF Ariana GRANDE! What else do you want! 

Asian man: What do you hap? 

Pizza man : I havea Ham, Pinapple and tomato

Asian man: Yess.u... I want a tomaroo
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