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Ongoing, First published Apr 07, 2017
Pizza man: WHAT A TIME TOMMOROW, seignor Asian man: NO 2day! Pizza man: THEN A WHY DID YOU A SEE TOMMOROW!? Asian man: I SAID A TOMAROO... I DIDN'T A SAY TOMAROO Pizza man: Mamma mia pizzaria! What is A GOING ON! IS THIS A PRANK CALL Asian man: NO! THIS IS NOT A BART SIMPSON Asian man: I WANT A TOMAROO! Asian man: ITs red, round, lot a seed, and high in vitamin C, and actually it is commonly mistaken because everybody think it is a vegetable but actually tomaroo is a fruit... People use it for spagetti! Pizza man: YOu a mean TOMATOO.... WHy DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY TOMATOO! Asian man: I SAID IT! PIzza man: OKay you want pepperoni, tomatoo! IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU CHINESE MAN! Asian man: AHHH! Chineseuuuu I AM A NOT CHINESUU.... YOU call me a chinesuu like you step on the paper and throw it in the gabadge! That is direspectuful to my famiry name! Asian man: WE ARE THE JESUS CHRIST OKAY! YOU BETTA KNOW THE DIFFERENCE NOW! DIFFERNT ETHNICITY DIFFERENT PEOPLE! Asian man: You mexican you should understand that! You MAKE ME SO ANGRY!! LIKE MUCHO CALIENTE! ITS A SPICY AYAYAH! Pizza man: Sir, Actually I am Italian.... Asian man: OF COURSE YOUR MEXICAN EVERYONE IN A PIZZA STORE IS MEXICAN! Pizza man: Where would you like the pizza delivered, sir.... Asian man: (sigh) Hia in RICHMAN HIRRU! Pizza man: I'm sorry? Is that somewhere in korea? Asian man: NOOO! Iz In TORONTO! Pizza Man: Come again!? (Hangs up phone) Pizza man: (sigh) Here in RICHMAN.... RICHMOND HILL! Ohhhh... I got it sir Asian man: AYAYAYAAY.... Why does it take so long to order just the bread and the chessuu! YOU KNOW A WHATTA I HATE A PISA! Why didn't I just order spaghetti like normal people!All Rights Reserved
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