My Substitute Teacher

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Teacher: Awight Class Listen up y'all Today I'm yo substitute teacher, Mr. Wang 

Teacher: I taught students for 20 years so don't ever think about messing with me 

Teacher: Feel me GOOD  Mr. Garvey:  Awight Class Listen up y'all Today I'm yo substitute teacher, Mr. Garvey

Mr. Garvey:  I taught students for 20 years in the city... so don't even think about messing with me 

Mr. Garvey: Feel me GOOD  

Mr. Garvey: Let's take attendance
 
(looks at board) 

Mr. Garvey: jay-quel-yn 

Mr. Garvey:: Come Wake up Guys

Jacquelyn: umm... (raised up hand) you mean jacquelyn? 

Mr. Garvey: Oh... I get so that's how it's gonna be. Y'all wanna play 

Mr. Garvey: I got my eye on you jacquelyn... 

(Jacquelyn looks very disturbed) 

(Mr. Garvey "come at me" pose) 

Mr. Garvey: alright... Blake 

Mr. Garvey: WHERE IS BLAKE AT... no blake today?

(Blake raises up his hand)

Mr. Garvey: Yes sir! 

Blake: My name's blaaaaake... 

Mr. Garvey: Are you out of your god damn mind 

Mr. Garvey: Blaaake... 

(Blake nods) 

Mr. Garvey: DO YOU WANNA GO TO WAR BLOCKY 

Blake: no... 

Mr. Garvey: Cuz we could go to war... I'm FOR REAL... I"M FOOO REAAAL 

Mr. Garvey: So you better check yourself 



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