My Substitute Teacher
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Teacher: Awight Class Listen up y'all Today I'm yo substitute teacher, Mr. Wang
Teacher: I taught students for 20 years so don't ever think about messing with me
Teacher: Feel me GOOD Mr. Garvey: Awight Class Listen up y'all Today I'm yo substitute teacher, Mr. Garvey
Mr. Garvey: I taught students for 20 years in the city... so don't even think about messing with me
Mr. Garvey: Feel me GOOD
Mr. Garvey: Let's take attendance
(looks at board)
Mr. Garvey: jay-quel-yn
Mr. Garvey:: Come Wake up Guys
Jacquelyn: umm... (raised up hand) you mean jacquelyn?
Mr. Garvey: Oh... I get so that's how it's gonna be. Y'all wanna play
Mr. Garvey: I got my eye on you jacquelyn...
(Jacquelyn looks very disturbed)
(Mr. Garvey "come at me" pose)
Mr. Garvey: alright... Blake
Mr. Garvey: WHERE IS BLAKE AT... no blake today?
(Blake raises up his hand)
Mr. Garvey: Yes sir!
Blake: My name's blaaaaake...
Mr. Garvey: Are you out of your god damn mind
Mr. Garvey: Blaaake...
(Blake nods)
Mr. Garvey: DO YOU WANNA GO TO WAR BLOCKY
Blake: no...
Mr. Garvey: Cuz we could go to war... I'm FOR REAL... I"M FOOO REAAAL
Mr. Garvey: So you better check yourself
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