My Substitute Teacher Part 2

(Blake looks at himself)

Mr. Garvey: Achu

Mr. Garvey: Is there An achu?

Mr. Garvey: iF one of y'all says one more stupid name

Mr. Garvey: This entire class is gonna feel my wrath!

Mr. Garvey: Now Achu

Achau: you mean a chow....

Mr. Garvey: OMG!

Mr. Garvey: YOU SAY YOUR NAME RIGHT, RIGHT NOW!

Achau: A chow

Mr. Garvey: Say it right

Achau A chow

Mr. Garvey: correctly

Achau: A chau

Mr. Garvey: right

Achau: Achau

Mr. Garvey: right

(Regretting this)

Achau: A CHOO

Mr. Garvey: GOD BLESS YOU (Feels relieved)

Mr. Garvey: Now A-ARON

Mr. Garvey: WHERE IS A-ARON right now?

Mr. Garvey: NO a-aron.... Well then you must be sick,dead, or mute Aaron

Aaron: Okay I'm here

Mr. Garvey: Why didn't you answer me the first time?

Aaron: Huh? (smiles)

Mr. Garvey: You KNOW I LIKE SAID IT FOUR TIMES... I said A aron A aron A aron A aron

Aaron: Because it's pronounced aaron...

Mr. Garvey: oh... FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE

Mr. Garvey: You done messed AAron

Mr. Garvey: NOW get your legs and move them down to principle TOE-MASS'S office AND TELL THEM EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID

Blake: Who?

Mr. Garvey: TOE-MASS

Blake: Principle Thomas?

Mr. Garvey: GET DOWN BEFORE CALL THEM DIRECTLY!

(Blakes leaves)

Mr. Garvey: (sighs) who else wants to go? Before you get sick from Achoo over her

Mr. Garvey: YOu wanna go JESSICA

Mr. Garvey: HOW ABOUT YOU TIMOTHY

Mr. Garvey: Febrary?

Mr. Garvey: Okay now the last but the not least this one's a dooze but I will try it... Hanate Wakuso Shiozaki Tadashi Teriyaki Suzuki Honda Civic...

Hanate: Preeee-sent SIR!

Mr. Garvey: What... I ACTUALLY GOT THAT ONE RIGHT.!?

All rights go to Key and Peele for the original skit