My Substitute Teacher Part 2
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(Blake looks at himself)
Mr. Garvey: Achu
Mr. Garvey: Is there An achu?
Mr. Garvey: iF one of y'all says one more stupid name
Mr. Garvey: This entire class is gonna feel my wrath!
Mr. Garvey: Now Achu
Achau: you mean a chow....
Mr. Garvey: OMG!
Mr. Garvey: YOU SAY YOUR NAME RIGHT, RIGHT NOW!
Achau: A chow
Mr. Garvey: Say it right
Achau A chow
Mr. Garvey: correctly
Achau: A chau
Mr. Garvey: right
Achau: Achau
Mr. Garvey: right
(Regretting this)
Achau: A CHOO
Mr. Garvey: GOD BLESS YOU (Feels relieved)
Mr. Garvey: Now A-ARON
Mr. Garvey: WHERE IS A-ARON right now?
Mr. Garvey: NO a-aron.... Well then you must be sick,dead, or mute Aaron
Aaron: Okay I'm here
Mr. Garvey: Why didn't you answer me the first time?
Aaron: Huh? (smiles)
Mr. Garvey: You KNOW I LIKE SAID IT FOUR TIMES... I said A aron A aron A aron A aron
Aaron: Because it's pronounced aaron...
Mr. Garvey: oh... FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE
Mr. Garvey: You done messed AAron
Mr. Garvey: NOW get your legs and move them down to principle TOE-MASS'S office AND TELL THEM EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID
Blake: Who?
Mr. Garvey: TOE-MASS
Blake: Principle Thomas?
Mr. Garvey: GET DOWN BEFORE CALL THEM DIRECTLY!
(Blakes leaves)
Mr. Garvey: (sighs) who else wants to go? Before you get sick from Achoo over her
Mr. Garvey: YOu wanna go JESSICA
Mr. Garvey: HOW ABOUT YOU TIMOTHY
Mr. Garvey: Febrary?
Mr. Garvey: Okay now the last but the not least this one's a dooze but I will try it... Hanate Wakuso Shiozaki Tadashi Teriyaki Suzuki Honda Civic...
Hanate: Preeee-sent SIR!
Mr. Garvey: What... I ACTUALLY GOT THAT ONE RIGHT.!?
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