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Ongoing, First published Apr 07, 2017
(Blake looks at himself) 

Mr. Garvey: Achu 

Mr. Garvey: Is there An achu? 

Mr. Garvey: iF one of y'all says one more stupid name  

Mr. Garvey: This entire class is gonna feel my wrath! 

Mr. Garvey: Now Achu

Achau:  you mean a chow....

Mr. Garvey: OMG! 

Mr. Garvey: YOU SAY YOUR NAME RIGHT, RIGHT NOW! 

Achau: A chow

Mr. Garvey: Say it right  

Achau A chow

Mr. Garvey: correctly 

Achau: A chau

Mr. Garvey: right 

Achau: Achau

Mr. Garvey: right 

(Regretting this) 

Achau: A CHOO

Mr. Garvey: GOD BLESS YOU (Feels relieved) 

Mr. Garvey: Now A-ARON 

Mr. Garvey: WHERE IS A-ARON right now? 

Mr. Garvey: NO a-aron.... Well then you must be sick,dead, or mute Aaron 

Aaron: Okay I'm here 

Mr. Garvey: Why didn't you answer me the first time?  

Aaron: Huh? (smiles) 

Mr. Garvey: You KNOW I LIKE SAID IT FOUR TIMES... I said A aron A aron A aron A aron 

Aaron: Because it's pronounced aaron... 

Mr. Garvey: oh... FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE 

Mr. Garvey: You done messed AAron 

Mr. Garvey: NOW get your legs and move them down to principle TOE-MASS'S office AND TELL THEM EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID 

Blake: Who? 

Mr. Garvey: TOE-MASS 

Blake: Principle Thomas? 

Mr. Garvey: GET DOWN BEFORE CALL THEM DIRECTLY! 

(Blakes leaves)  

Mr. Garvey: (sighs) who else wants to go? Before you get sick from Achoo over her 

Mr. Garvey: YOu wanna go JESSICA  

Mr. Garvey: HOW ABOUT YOU TIMOTHY 

Mr. Garvey: Febrary?

Mr. Garvey: Okay now the last but the not least this one's a dooze but I will try it... Hanate Wakuso Shiozaki Tadashi Teriyaki Suzuki Honda Civic...  

Hanate: Preeee-sent SIR!

Mr. Garvey: What... I ACTUALLY GOT THAT ONE RIGHT.!?

 








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Assassination Classroom x Reader

9 parts Ongoing

You are Kunugigaoka's top student, student council president, and a master of deception. While admired by your peers and close to Gakushū Asano, the son of the ruthless principal, you hide your true identity as the youngest prodigy of a renowned family of assassins. Torn between your calculated facade and the brutal expectations of your family, your life takes a darker turn when your mother orders you to assassinate Principal Asano in exchange for freedom. But hesitation during the mission exposes your identity, forcing you into an impossible situation: infiltrate Class 3-E under the guise of a mysterious transfer student to eliminate the alien teacher, Koro-sensei. As you navigate your new role, your bond with Gakushū deepens, but Class 3-E's enigmatic Karma Akabane begins to challenge your indifference. Caught between Gakushū's quiet admiration and Karma's unpredictable intensity, you find yourself questioning not just your loyalties, but your own heart. In a world of masks, deception, and assassinations, will you succeed in your mission, or will your conflicting emotions and divided loyalties become your ultimate undoing? (Although it says, Assassination Classroom x Reader, it will mostly be a Gakushū x Y/n x Karma story (a love triangle, if you will), you will have moments with the other characters though! Until I can figure out an actual title for this book, it will be named this for now, I hope you understand. This book will have mature content (I don't know about smut), cursing, and etc. Read as you wish. I own none of these characters and all rights of Assassination Classroom go to Yūsei Matsui and whoever made the wallpaper/poster I used for the cover of this book, it belongs to them, not me! And any images/GIFs I use go to their rightful owners! If I make any spelling mistakes or any mistakes in general, comment and just let me know! Also just comment in general if you'd like. I love to laugh)!