Late at night? A dare? Why have you come to conclusion that scaring yourself is amusing right now? Who knows. It's the adrenalin rushing through you. The wanting to turn on your light and shut your door.
You're a brand new zookeeper at The Halfling Zoo- a place where half-animals live in captivity. Your job is simple- feed them and study them. Your main worry is that one of the more dangerous halflings might kill you.
Unfortunately, that may become the least of your worries.