Somebody Once Told Me Shrek was Gonna Kill Me - Lil - Wattpad

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Somebody Once Told Me Shrek was Gonna Kill Me

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Reads 763
Votes 40
Parts 8
Time <5 mins

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After walking into Shrek's swamp by mistake a girl writes a diary of her concerns leading up to Shrek's attack.All Rights Reserved

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Looks Matter by 2face_

Popular disfigured teen Toby has been rejected by over 50 girls for a simple reason: they can't get past the way he looks. Fed up with being rejected, Toby gives up on finding love until one of his classmate's idea gives him hope to find someone who will see past his scars. Warning: This book is for the uggo's, The ugly but funny friend and the Shreks. The story will make you cry, the characters will make you laugh, and the music will make you sing. The book deals with self-worth and disfigurement in an entertaining, yet very realistic way. It is not just an ordinary love story, but a tale of someone learning to love themselves, who they are and how much they are worth. Disclaimer: The story was inspired by my own accident that caused me to be disfigured and look like a damn snack. Everything is pure fiction. Any resemblance to other books/ real life is purely coincidental I'm not a psychic. Maturity Level: PG-13. No explicit sexual content or explicit Language [word count: 50,000-60,000 words]

Grace's Adventure In Shrek 2 by PrincessRose97

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Love of Royalty by midshipcupid

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shrek x bad boy by buckybawrns

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Looks Matter cover

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The Adventure Kids get Scared Shrekless cover

shrek x bad boy cover

Looks Matter

Popular disfigured teen Toby has been rejected by over 50 girls for a simple reason: they can't get past the way he looks. Fed up with being rejected, Toby gives up on finding love until one of his classmate's idea gives him hope to find someone who will see past his scars. Warning: This book is for the uggo's, The ugly but funny friend and the Shreks. The story will make you cry, the characters will make you laugh, and the music will make you sing. The book deals with self-worth and disfigurement in an entertaining, yet very realistic way. It is not just an ordinary love story, but a tale of someone learning to love themselves, who they are and how much they are worth. Disclaimer: The story was inspired by my own accident that caused me to be disfigured and look like a damn snack. Everything is pure fiction. Any resemblance to other books/ real life is purely coincidental I'm not a psychic. Maturity Level: PG-13. No explicit sexual content or explicit Language [word count: 50,000-60,000 words]