×The Jester & The Dark Night *ON HOLD*
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" Welcome to the awful smell of acid wearing clown psycho man and a damn rich man wearing a bat costume, fucking each other in a very violent and kinky way! "
please fucking enjoy reading this trash!( even though your a trash too, amirite ladies ;)
Date: 3/8/17
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