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The Number On The Napkin

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Reads 317,009
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Parts 51
Time 1h 54m

boy call conversation dialogue friend girl humor love phone shortstory

"Is your refrigerator running?"

"No, my refrigerator is not running."

"Well you better...wait, what?"

"Actually, it broke down a week ago because it knew that you were going to call with that stupid line and it decided it would rather die than listen to you say it. So now, thanks to you, I don't have a fridge and all of my food has gone bad."

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Sometimes you find the crucial answers in the weirdest of places...and people.All Rights Reserved

boy call conversation dialogue friend girl humor love phone shortstory

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