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Funny Smells

NikolasThornton

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NikolasThornton

Merry Christmas! I hear "Silver Bells" playing. No wait, it's something's different ... It's "Funny Smells!" even better! We all have one family member who, um, celebrates the wonderful world created by musical foods such as cabbage, eggs, or beans! Yup, that! Sung to the melody of "Silver Bells," join in the fun as something invisible, usually, silent but deadly, often, but almost always can bring tears to the eyes of even the most unassailable, is fast becoming a new Christmas Classic! There's a contest on Youtube for this song too!All Rights Reserved

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Daddy's Bedtime Story: Funny Smells
Sun, Apr 9, 2017

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Daddy's Bedtime Story: Funny Smells
Sun, Apr 9, 2017

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