Let's Rant About Life
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Last published Wed, May 17, 2017
IMMA WRITE THIS IS THE BEGINNING CUZ IF NOT, MY PEA BRAIN WILL FORGET: Pre-Warning, A LOT OF SWEARING AND INFORMAL LANGUAGE
We all those serious fictional stories on Wattpad cuz literally 90% of the whole app is full of them. So perfect for you (or whatever you feel cuz the next statement could go either way) THIS AIN'T ONE OF THEM *literally 50% of the people reading this exits and goes read Twilight* BUT I DO WRITE CHICKLITS SOOO....
But if you're still here, HI RANDOM PERSON!! Alright, I'll shut up now....Byyyyyee- just kidding xxx
You probz reading this cuz you want to know a brief summary of this story....
ITS IN THE TITLE DUMBO
And just read the story, I'm sure you can spare some hours through your (hopefully) 100 years of living to read this...
ENNJJOOYY!!!!!!!!!!
'That was a long intro....I NEED A STARBUCKS VENTI FRAPPUCCINO NOW!!'
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