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"Tell me about yourself, Bill Hader," Seth laughs. "If that even is your real name."

"Right, where do you want me to start?" Bill presses his lips together tightly, choosing to ignore Seth's poorly timed joke. Seth's eyes are nearly as bright as the lights that are bound to go out around the city any moment now. He shrugs.All Rights Reserved

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