how to be a sassmaster

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Parts 5
Time 6m

//because bitches must learn, like it or not//

how to be a s a s s m a s t e r.

                       a guide to life and bitching and other shit.


w a r n i n g: not for the faint of heart. as in, i swear & be rude so.All Rights Reserved

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I was your typical nerd. The one that always got bullied and hurt. Until Now. Two Years later, I am back and I am better. This time i am not the little nerd. I am badass.

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