A book that will surely bring a broad smile on your beautiful face.😊
Are you depressed or bored? Are you tired of the nine-to-five rat race and just having to deal with the mean-spirited people in our hateful, evil world? Then lighten up! Bring a little humor into your life. Humor enhances the soul, reduces depression, and makes life a little more enjoyable. We all need that!
Ever notice how a person who is always serious is always boring? You will enjoy life more if you will look for the humor in things.
Here are some examples of how you can add humor to your everyday life:
If someone asks me what I am up to, I will reply "Six foot even."
If I'm asked, "What's up?," I'll reply "The ceiling."
If they ask me what's new, I'll say "New York, New Jersey, New Mexico and pneumonia."
If I'm driving down the road and asked what did that last sign say, I'll say, "Nothing, since signs don't have vocal cords."
I have lots more like these, but I'm sure you get the idea. I get a lot of eye rolls, but I get a lot of chuckles too.
Read this book the first time just for laughs. You'll get plenty. Then read it again to develop a more humorous mind-set.
I wrote this book to bring more happiness into the world, so in addition to the jokes and riddles, I've included a section on wisdom, that I believe will also make your life happier, if you read it, study it, and take it to heart.
Note that the author's selections for the best and funniest jokes and riddles are displayed in bold text.
From:
Funny jokes
To
Happy ones.
From ecstatic one liners
To
Pleasant ones.
Copyright:
I don't own everything written in there.
I have taken some from internet and some I have written.
From Cheesy punches
To
Hysterical ones.
My boss.. The walking terror of corporate world is kneeling in front of me.
Green eyes look up at me heavily. He is still wearing glasses, and his CEO personality, yet something feels off.
His eyes appear so dark and dense, like someone switched off the lights in them as he stares at me with his signature blackness.
He takes a deep breath, black shirt tightens around his biceps as he raises his hand and grips the hem of my skirt.
And then, he begins sliding it up.
My breath gets caught in my throat as his fingers push the fabric higher and higher, inch by torturous inch, till my skin appears above the lacy stockings.
My lungs gasp as those deep, penetrating green eyes flicker up at me. Something feral and unreadable flashes behind them, before he leans in.
Warm breath grazes my exposed thigh and every muscle in my body clenches. OHMYGOD!
What is he doing? What is he doing? My anxieties panic in me.
I slap a trembling hand over my mouth, muffling my gasps as his untouchable lips touch my skin.
An electrifying current shoots down my spine and I freeze on the spot, unable to believe what he is doing.
Soft and warm, his forbidden lips press against my thigh in a slow, deliberate kiss as if he is taking his sweet time to taste the sin of my skin.
But he doesn't stop there.
A second kiss. Higher.
A third. Even higher.
Oh my God!
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Highest Ranks
#2 in Funny
#2 in Humour
#3 in Seductive
#3 in EnemiesToLover