The most Random Book of Randomness

If you think you're super random and such, rest assured: you're not alone. This will be a book wherein I can express myself to the fullest degree, and where I can share some random jokes,thoughts and quotes. Expect a good laugh, maybe some pondering.. oh! and randomness ;)

Any of the quotes I give will have a due author, and any jokes or such I give, the credit goes to my friends and Google, unless otherwise indicated. Thank you!