It's not my fault everything is on fire. It's not my fault I'm stranded in somewhere in the middle of Europe, standing next to a cranky British ex-con with cotton candy in his hair and a civil war soldier who accidentally handcuffed himself. I never asked to be chased all around the world by fallen angels whose only goal is to kill us and destroy everything we've been trying to do. I never asked to wake in Hell with no memories and no idea who I was, and I certainly never asked to become Lucifer's spy. *This is not meant to be offensive or hateful towards any religion, it's purely just fun. Believe what you want to believe, I ain't hating :) You're all beautiful. **Previously owned by mythologyunicorn, under the name A Spy From Hell.All Rights Reserved