Mice are Better than Bunnies

Not all people get into trouble as much as Hilly does.

Have you ever been kidnapped by a mafia?

Then, THEN, laugh in their faces?
Have you ever moved in with a dude on Craigslist?
Are you a stripper?

Are your siblings banging each other?

Have you ever smoked pot?

Have you ever had sex on a hobo's bed?

If you said 'Yes' to any of these questions, then you have problems.

As does Hilly.