Bizarre TRiUMPhant Tales
JasonGreenfield
  • Reads 1,065
  • Votes 143
  • Parts 34
  • Time 2h 50m
  • Reads 1,065
  • Votes 143
  • Parts 34
  • Time 2h 50m
JasonGreenfield
Ongoing, First published Apr 11, 2017
2018undiscovered1kbluffbrexitcolordemocratsdoctorwhodonaldtrumpemptyfakenewsfixedfunnyhilaryclintonhumorjeremycorbynobamapoliticalpoliticspowerrepublicanssatiresci-fitrollstroubletrumpweekendwritein
"If you like Political Satire, and crooked politicans getting caught in the rain
      If you're not into 'fake news', if you have half a brain
      If you like tweeting at midnight, and posting comments on the netscape
      I'm the satirist that you've looked for, read my tales, and escape"
      
      Welcome one, welcome all ... Hello my little snowflakes and greetings rednecks. Bizarre TRiUMPhant Tales takes no sides and despises you all equally! Well except for the sensible intelligent people who understand context and shades of gray - hopefully you'll have a giggle while the more extreme types go mental and take it all too seriously as per! 
      
      Now without further ado, I present an eventual 20 tales that will make taking the piss out of American politics GREAT AGAIN!! Plus three bonus tales from my UK based political flash fiction.
All Rights Reserved
2018undiscovered1kbluffbrexitcolordemocratsdoctorwhodonaldtrumpemptyfakenewsfixedfunnyhilaryclintonhumorjeremycorbynobamapoliticalpoliticspowerrepublicanssatiresci-fitrollstroubletrumpweekendwritein
Table of contents

34 parts

Sign up to add Bizarre TRiUMPhant Tales to your library and receive updates
or
#1hilaryclinton
Content Guidelines
You may also like
Ben Shapiro and the Ticking Timebomb: An AI Adventure by Jegafold
70 parts Complete Mature
Ben Shapiro has to defuse a bomb. But when the bomb demands him to say something he disagrees with, he questions his reality. Join everyone's favourite political commentator as he, along with friends that vary across the political spectrum, get involved in hilarious hijinx. Trump also wears a miniskirt (Am I lying and pulling your legs? You'll have to read to find out). Rated W - May contain Woke content. DISCLAIMER: This fanfic is for comedic purposes. It does not truly represent the people featured in this fanfic. Any semblance of the real world is a coincidence. God bless the First Amendment! Besides prompts, this entire fanfic is AI generated. Over 500 chapters and counting...
It and Stranger Things Oneshots by IDidntHaveAnAffair
4 parts Complete
Basically whatever I think of and decide to post. Suggestions are welcome and blah blah blah... Anyway, hope you enjoy this, have fun! :) Created way past midnight for some unknown reason...
The Day I Turned Into a Cat (Completed) by Living_Life_Forever
35 parts Complete
Have you ever wished to spend your days sitting in the sun? Not having to care about anyone or anything? Never having to worry about make-up, boys, clothes, money, or family? Well then I, Rachel Robby, can relate. I fact, I wished the very same thing upon a shooting star. Well, I thought it was a shooting star, but it could have been an airplane. Or maybe, if you believe in aliens, you would have thought of it to be a UFO. Anyways, my wish came true. So here I am, stuck in my cat Dexter's body, when I'm actually supposed to be sipping on a margarita on a white sandy beach in Maui for my yearly vacation. Either way, I still get relax and I'm even starting to enjoy my life. That is, until I find out that I'm not the only person-gone-animal. So for now, I'm trying to find a way to get not only myself, but also my new companion, back into human form before the cat drags in something even worse.
𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 | 𝗥𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗦𝗘 𝟭𝟵𝟵𝟵 - 𝑴𝑨𝑳𝑬 𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑹 by Spongy449
57 parts Ongoing Mature
[MALE READER IN REVERSE 1999] - 𝗦𝗟𝗢𝗪 𝗕𝗨𝗥𝗡 FANFIC "𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙣𝙤 𝙥𝙖𝙨𝙩, 𝙣𝙤 𝙛𝙪𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙣𝙤𝙬" ---------------------✸✸✸✸✸✸✸✸✸✸-------------------- It can be challenging to get used to the behaviour of the people in this era but it's important to remember that they are just trying to survive in their own unique way. You never know what they're going through, and a little kindness goes a long way. Time travelling can be quite an experience. It is fascinating to see how things were in the past. For instance, it may be difficult to understand why people behave in certain ways or communicate with different accents, like Ring. Therefore, keep an open mind and embrace the possibility of learning something new. With the right attitude and determination, one can navigate through these challenges and make the most out of this time travelling adventure. There are always those who do not seem to understand the gravity of the situation. Y/N may be an arcanist, or perhaps something else entirely. However, his disregard for the seriousness of time travel can have devastating consequences, and it is impossible to protect the timeline from his reckless behavior. Every decision he makes is like the butterfly's effect where a single flap can cause the 𝗧𝗲𝗺𝗽𝗲𝘀𝘁 on the other side of the world. So beware, for Y/N may be your saving grace... or the undoing of this universe as you know it. A massive 'What-if', when certain figures associated with 'The Storm' met the Timekeeper? [CONTENT WARNING: This story contains content such 𝗠𝘂𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿, 𝗚𝗼𝗿𝗲, 𝗩𝗶𝗼𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲, 𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝗟𝗮𝗻𝗴𝘂𝗮𝗴𝗲, and 𝗦𝘂𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲 which may inappropriate for some readers. Reader discretion is advised.] [ WORD COUNT - 800,000+ WORDS ]
The Number On The Napkin by LunaFlore
51 parts Complete
"Is your refrigerator running?" "No, my refrigerator is not running." "Well you better...wait, what?" "Actually, it broke down a week ago because it knew that you were going to call with that stupid line and it decided it would rather die than listen to you say it. So now, thanks to you, I don't have a fridge and all of my food has gone bad." • • • Sometimes you find the crucial answers in the weirdest of places...and people.
Dipshits in Space: Seasoru 7 by AdrianOzryth
13 parts Complete Mature
Ugh, you again. Takes a lot to offend you doesn't it? Well guess who's back, back again and with an anime cover this time. It's the Dipshits, but this time it's a brand new ship, a brand new additional crew tacked on to the lovable turds you know and love. A smoking hot tazer, a redneck, A generic bald-headed bumpy-skulled alien, and more! Shaggtastic spies, a holiday special, game shows, an ugly breakup, salads, Jerry-pipes (whatever the crap those are!), Egyptian gods, old friends, and 3 weirdos that are totally just vampires. The plan-D or E list of adventures is sure to entertain, assuming you have low enough standards. given that you're 7 seasons in...you probably do. We both know it. Roll that beautiful bean footage, and get the Wagon Groovin. It's space, and there's always dipshits in it.
Lies Of A Thousand Lives 【COMPLETED】 by Paper-Blood
43 parts Complete
Highest renk #3 in science fiction BOOK #1 OF "THE THOUSANDS" SERIES "You wrote that prophecy." I accused her, narrowing my eyes at her. "Yes... I did." Can somebody just slap her in the face? "It was my best composition. And that says something, since I'm actually a modest girl. The prophecy about Donald Trump was literally: Be aware of the Cheetos running for president. I was lazy at the time." She shrugged. *** If you're looking for a hero, turn around and go look somewhere else pal, because this one here ain't one. And yet again, Angus is dragged into a life that has him so confused with all the monsters trying to adopt him, and ghosts flirting with him and zombie centaurs and prophecies and BLOODY MEDUSA!!! To don't mention that damned parasite soul in him that gets angry when Angus refuses to die. Like seriously?!!! Always forgetting his sword when running to his death, with his jeans falling off at the worst time possible, the sarcasm that will probably get him killed one day and being the annoying piece of sh-anyway... Angus has to fight against himself and Ancient spirits to get alive out of this mess. But like the mighty and powerful Doctor Strange once said: "Try me Beyoncé."
Boris In Blunderland by DrewSalzen
1 part Complete
Boris In BlunderlandLewis Carroll detailed Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, then wrote The Hunting Of The Snark, an agony in seven fits. A few years later, HH Munro ('Saki') had, as his first published work, 'The Westminster Alice', in which he used the idea of Wonderland to examine Parliament with a satirical and ironic eye. In 2019, we had a newly elected (but not by the people) Conservative leader promising Brexit in 99 days, despite having no formal deal and a complete lack of support from Parliament. An elected Parliament going against the wishes of its people via a referendum. If nothing else, this proved that direct and Parliamentary democracy do not sit well together when the one does not agree with the other. How you might feel about Brexit pales into insignificance when faced with the farrago of lies, stupidity, lack of clear thought, and sheer arrogance evinced by all sides of the argument. So, dealing with these 99 days as if it were straight out of Carroll is not a spectacularly new idea, but it is one that is unfortunately apt. In these pages, Boris follows the White Rabbit, who May be leading him on, down the rabbit hole and finds himself almost by accident to be the new leader, battling the Red King Corbyn and his treacherous Knight McDonnell, trying to appease the White Queen and the people, being distracted by the Cheshire Rees-Moggy and Jojo the Dodo (who thinks she can be PM even though her party have been as dead the bird for a century), and trying to leave the table at the Tea Party where the Mad Hatter holds sway. All the while, the Walrus tries to seperate Caledonia from the farrago while the Carpenter - tired of trying to dovetail ideologocal joints that just will not match - cries softly and retires. A satire, a tragedy, blackly comic or just a bloody disaster. It has been, sadly, all these things and more in a land populated at the highest level by, it seems, nothing but court jesters
The Backpacker's Dream by CanisMajoris5
39 parts Complete
'No, he didn't'. I was so shocked by the turn of events. Everything was going fine and then suddenly boom, everything turned upside down. I just couldn't believe this. What did he think of himself? 'Leave me alone.' I said firmly but his hold on me was so strong. I was struggling to get out of his bear hold but to no avail. 'Oh!! So, the poor lady thinks that I will leave her alone and just let her go free?' He had that evil laugh and boy, his breath stank. 'Man, you just signed your death warrant and I will do one favour on you.' No one messes with me. 'Ooooh, I am so scared that I almost peed my pants.' Again that idiotic laugh. I counted till 5 and then kicked right in his balls. I turned around and grabbed his hair from roots, jerked them so badly and then gave my hard elbow shot on his chin. Everything happened so fast for one moment he was standing and the other lying on floor wiggling. I charged at him with my cheetah speed, picked up a wooden rod and started hitting him wildly, 'You idiotic stinky breath was trying to steal my backpack. You are so dead.' 'Favour, favour, favour.' He was screaming in pain just after few seconds and was panting hard. I picked my paste from my bag and threw at him, 'Brush your teeth.' I was fuming. I turned around and saw him standing wide-eyed, 'Hi, I am Scarlett.' I smiled showing my 32 teeth. 'I am scared.' His look puzzled me. Starting date- November 5, 2019 Completed on - May 23, 2020 All Rights Reserved.
The Meme Games by phantastic-julia
8 parts Complete
10/10 story would read again
You may also like
Slide 1 of 10
Ben Shapiro and the Ticking Timebomb: An AI Adventure cover
It and Stranger Things Oneshots cover
The Day I Turned Into a Cat (Completed) cover
𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐈𝐌��𝐄 | 𝗥𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗦𝗘 𝟭𝟵𝟵𝟵 - 𝑴𝑨𝑳𝑬 𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑹 cover
The Number On The Napkin cover
Dipshits in Space: Seasoru 7 cover
Lies Of A Thousand Lives 【COMPLETED】 cover
Boris In Blunderland cover
The Backpacker's Dream cover
The Meme Games cover

Ben Shapiro and the Ticking Timebomb: An AI Adventure

70 parts Complete Mature

Ben Shapiro has to defuse a bomb. But when the bomb demands him to say something he disagrees with, he questions his reality. Join everyone's favourite political commentator as he, along with friends that vary across the political spectrum, get involved in hilarious hijinx. Trump also wears a miniskirt (Am I lying and pulling your legs? You'll have to read to find out). Rated W - May contain Woke content. DISCLAIMER: This fanfic is for comedic purposes. It does not truly represent the people featured in this fanfic. Any semblance of the real world is a coincidence. God bless the First Amendment! Besides prompts, this entire fanfic is AI generated. Over 500 chapters and counting...

More details