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Bizarre TRiUMPhant Tales

JasonGreenfield

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Reads 1,065
Votes 143
Parts 34
Time 2h 50m

JasonGreenfield

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"If you like Political Satire, and crooked politicans getting caught in the rain
      If you're not into 'fake news', if you have half a brain
      If you like tweeting at midnight, and posting comments on the netscape
      I'm the satirist that you've looked for, read my tales, and escape"
      
      Welcome one, welcome all ... Hello my little snowflakes and greetings rednecks. Bizarre TRiUMPhant Tales takes no sides and despises you all equally! Well except for the sensible intelligent people who understand context and shades of gray - hopefully you'll have a giggle while the more extreme types go mental and take it all too seriously as per! 
      
      Now without further ado, I present an eventual 20 tales that will make taking the piss out of American politics GREAT AGAIN!! Plus three bonus tales from my UK based political flash fiction.All Rights Reserved

2018undiscovered1k bluff brexit color democrats doctorwho donaldtrump empty fakenews fixed funny hilaryclinton humor jeremycorbyn obama political politics power republicans satire sci-fi trolls trouble trump weekendwritein

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