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Bizarre TRiUMPhant Tales

JasonGreenfield

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Reads 1,067
Votes 143
Parts 34
Time 2h 50m

JasonGreenfield

2018undiscovered1k bluff brexit color democrats doctorwho donaldtrump empty fakenews fixed funny hilaryclinton humor jeremycorbyn obama political politics power republicans satire sci-fi trolls trouble trump weekendwritein

"If you like Political Satire, and crooked politicans getting caught in the rain
      If you're not into 'fake news', if you have half a brain
      If you like tweeting at midnight, and posting comments on the netscape
      I'm the satirist that you've looked for, read my tales, and escape"
      
      Welcome one, welcome all ... Hello my little snowflakes and greetings rednecks. Bizarre TRiUMPhant Tales takes no sides and despises you all equally! Well except for the sensible intelligent people who understand context and shades of gray - hopefully you'll have a giggle while the more extreme types go mental and take it all too seriously as per! 
      
      Now without further ado, I present an eventual 20 tales that will make taking the piss out of American politics GREAT AGAIN!! Plus three bonus tales from my UK based political flash fiction.All Rights Reserved

2018undiscovered1k bluff brexit color democrats doctorwho donaldtrump empty fakenews fixed funny hilaryclinton humor jeremycorbyn obama political politics power republicans satire sci-fi trolls trouble trump weekendwritein

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I DON'T KNOW by ImagesMayInspire

This is my blog. Containing all rants, thoughts, and opinions about this crazy Mofo we call earth. All of these may or may not target certain things, but are not MEANT to offend any readers. As it is used purely for humor and comedy, so if any of you decide to go to the comments and whine about it I will just laugh at your stupidity. So as a last note before you delve into the hilarious (and strange) thoughts and experiences of well, Me, Most things in these words are mine. And feel free to use them whenever you like. ~C

Diary From The Carrot Union by Poofballnco

TESTIMONIES "Dude, the world building is top notch right from the start. It's thematically consistent, the names are zingy and attention grabbing. And we have good concise info being fed to our brains. I love your style." - @SpuriousSimulacrum "This is great so far. Having spent years in Eastern Europe, this humour is equal parts nostalgic and poignant. You've taken the best bits of 'Animal Farm' and '1984' and turned it into something unique here. Definitely added to the reading list for this summer. Can't wait to read more. Well done." - @Mystery_Twins_LTD "This is just such an entertaining read. Seriously, it seems like it should be on Adult Swim or something:)" - @stkingnaturally To Moshare I came seeking fortune, but they're making me work til' I'm dead. And here I am, drunk in the side of some sort of concrete monument in this So-Called rabbit's paradise. Let's check the news...Good! Extra slices of bread for everybody! Ummm, Carrots and cabbages have exceeded their quotas, and the Animalist Party held yet another victory parade, as the Carrot Union has won another war on Talabar Front. And oioioi...'m just too scared to give a shit about it, as Commissar Nikita said whoever protests gets detained, sent to the gulag, and quote on quote, "And never is able to see vodka again." Yes, yes! Funny people I hear every day on the wiretap. Stuff ranging from a guy that stole a stapler, and another guy drugging his coffee with laxative, or some kids setting off fireworks near a retirement home filled with veterans and getting shot by the Carrot Guard Bureau, the CGB But hey, I thought I could share my story here! This place might be a shithole, but hey, who knows what the future might bring? Other than atherosclerosis from eating too much-fried cheburek Right, to the story. Credits to @annabellacx for editing

My boss is my freaking Ex?!!! by Kenzhie127

I, Abigail "Abby" Wilson had no choice but to find a job A.S.A.P as I was kicked out of our house when my grumpy grandmother have had enough of my jobless lazy ass just partying, shopping, and getting drunk. The last straw was when I thought that my grandmother would not be home from a cruise and decided to throw a wild pool party at our house. Just when the party was getting hot my grandmother came home furious and kicked my friends---well, some I didn't even know---out of the house including my sorry Lil ass. I begged and told her that I'd change, but she didn't listen. She said that I could only come back when I proved to her that I'd changed. Well.. To hell with that! Now, I was unwillingly here in the executive office of the CEO of Hamilton Electronics &TelCom International Corp (HETIC); Alexander Hamilton as his executive assistant. I gaped in surprise as the boss whom I'd be working with starting today, sitting impassively on his expensive leather swivel chair was no other than my ex-boyfriend Alex back in high school who just decided to disappear without telling me! What would Abby do? She'd already signed a two-year contract and she couldn't afford to pay the breach of contract as of now. Could she work with him knowing that they had a past? And what was with his attitude? It seemed like he had a secret grudge toward her that she could hardly comprehend. I guessed she had to find that out for herself.

The Day I Turned Into a Cat (Completed) by Living_Life_Forever

Have you ever wished to spend your days sitting in the sun? Not having to care about anyone or anything? Never having to worry about make-up, boys, clothes, money, or family? Well then I, Rachel Robby, can relate. I fact, I wished the very same thing upon a shooting star. Well, I thought it was a shooting star, but it could have been an airplane. Or maybe, if you believe in aliens, you would have thought of it to be a UFO. Anyways, my wish came true. So here I am, stuck in my cat Dexter's body, when I'm actually supposed to be sipping on a margarita on a white sandy beach in Maui for my yearly vacation. Either way, I still get relax and I'm even starting to enjoy my life. That is, until I find out that I'm not the only person-gone-animal. So for now, I'm trying to find a way to get not only myself, but also my new companion, back into human form before the cat drags in something even worse.

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Dipshits in Space: Seasoru 7 by AdrianOzryth

Ugh, you again. Takes a lot to offend you doesn't it? Well guess who's back, back again and with an anime cover this time. It's the Dipshits, but this time it's a brand new ship, a brand new additional crew tacked on to the lovable turds you know and love. A smoking hot tazer, a redneck, A generic bald-headed bumpy-skulled alien, and more! Shaggtastic spies, a holiday special, game shows, an ugly breakup, salads, Jerry-pipes (whatever the crap those are!), Egyptian gods, old friends, and 3 weirdos that are totally just vampires. The plan-D or E list of adventures is sure to entertain, assuming you have low enough standards. given that you're 7 seasons in...you probably do. We both know it. Roll that beautiful bean footage, and get the Wagon Groovin. It's space, and there's always dipshits in it.

The Meme Games by phantastic-julia

10/10 story would read again

𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 | 𝗥𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗦𝗘 𝟭𝟵𝟵𝟵 - 𝑴𝑨𝑳𝑬 𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑹 by Spongy449

[MALE READER IN REVERSE 1999] - 𝗦𝗟𝗢𝗪 𝗕𝗨𝗥𝗡 FANFIC "𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙣𝙤 𝙥𝙖𝙨𝙩, 𝙣𝙤 𝙛𝙪𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙣𝙤𝙬" ---------------------✸✸✸✸✸✸✸✸✸✸-------------------- It can be challenging to get used to the behaviour of the people in this era but it's important to remember that they are just trying to survive in their own unique way. You never know what they're going through, and a little kindness goes a long way. Time travelling can be quite an experience. It is fascinating to see how things were in the past. For instance, it may be difficult to understand why people behave in certain ways or communicate with different accents, like Ring. Therefore, keep an open mind and embrace the possibility of learning something new. With the right attitude and determination, one can navigate through these challenges and make the most out of this time travelling adventure. There are always those who do not seem to understand the gravity of the situation. Y/N may be an arcanist, or perhaps something else entirely. However, his disregard for the seriousness of time travel can have devastating consequences, and it is impossible to protect the timeline from his reckless behavior. Every decision he makes is like the butterfly's effect where a single flap can cause the 𝗧𝗲𝗺𝗽𝗲𝘀𝘁 on the other side of the world. So beware, for Y/N may be your saving grace... or the undoing of this universe as you know it. A massive 'What-if', when certain figures associated with 'The Storm' met the Timekeeper? [CONTENT WARNING: This story contains content such 𝗠𝘂𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿, 𝗚𝗼𝗿𝗲, 𝗩𝗶𝗼𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲, 𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝗟𝗮𝗻𝗴𝘂𝗮𝗴𝗲, and 𝗦𝘂𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲 which may inappropriate for some readers. Reader discretion is advised.] [ WORD COUNT - 800,000+ WORDS ]

President by wetpadeater

Trump x Biden enemies to lovers slow burn. One shot. ❗️18+❗️ - Biden just won the election, Trump visits his old office one last time. New romance buds and anger sex ensues. Then some angst and the slightest bit of fluff. Also, I am not from the United-States so apologies if I made any mistakes regarding how the politics work! TW: Homophobia, detailed scene about unaliving/SH. I will put a warning before the unaliving/SH scene as it is extremely detailed and can be triggering, pls feel free to stop reading and DM me if you get triggered at any point of the story since I may have forgotten any warnings. Stay safe my loves and don't forget to take care of yourselves, if you need someone to talk to, feel free to DM me. ‼️All jokes, this is a crackfic, please don't sue me trunip 😰‼️ I started this in 2020 and kept having to take several month-long breaks between because of the horror and cringe I felt writing some of the scenes. I need everyone who reads this to suffer as much as I did writing this.

Funny Tales Of Blazelite by Howlova

Funny tales and things that happened to me. !CAUTION! DO NOT DRINK ANY DRINKING LIQUID WHILE READING THIS, YOU WILL EITHER CHOKE OR SPIT OUT YOUR DRINKING LIQUID SOME PEEPS IN THIS BOOK: @RamenEatingMonsterOA @Cupsnoodles @SlyvieLlama @Chessbrod Note: This is PG-PG13 humor. RANKED #799 IN HUMOR IN ?/?/17 RANKED #896 IN HUMOR IN 1/12/18 RANKED #894 IN HUMOR IN 3/1/18 RANKED #532 IN HUMOR IN 3/30/18 RANKED #490 IN HUMOR IN 4/24/18 RANKED #817 IN HUMOR IN 5/16/18 RANKED #372 IN "LMAO" 1ST PLACE IN HUMOR IN THE NIGHT TIME AWARDS 2018!

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The Meme Games cover

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I DON'T KNOW

This is my blog. Containing all rants, thoughts, and opinions about this crazy Mofo we call earth. All of these may or may not target certain things, but are not MEANT to offend any readers. As it is used purely for humor and comedy, so if any of you decide to go to the comments and whine about it I will just laugh at your stupidity. So as a last note before you delve into the hilarious (and strange) thoughts and experiences of well, Me, Most things in these words are mine. And feel free to use them whenever you like. ~C