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Bill Cipher's Guide on How to Human

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Bill Cipher here! Here I'll be teaching you Meat Sacks (and demons?) how to properly act like a human! HAHA!
  You'll all fail anyway, but give it a go. Realizing how lonely and inconvenient you actually are will be hilarious!All Rights Reserved

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