No Strings Attached Trump X Kermit The Frog
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MatureComplete Sun, May 19, 2019<5 mins
"I don't care if you started ww3 , I love you. " Kermit spoke to the 45th president of the United States.
kermit got that WAP
(This is a joke stfu <3)
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